HOLY SHIT that was awesome.
|Mister Yuck |
That was a pretty good country song actually.
No, I'm sorry...fuck Jim Carrey. Fuck him up the ass.
His vaccine denial bullshit phase (which I guess is toned now that he's no longer getting laid by Jenny McCarthy) is responsible for who knows how many fucking kids either suffering serious illnesses or outright dying. I don't give a shit what fucking causes he decides to piggyback onto, fuck him.
If he were to go on numerous talk shows and sincerely apologize for the bullshit, uneducated, and outright WRONG opinions he casually farted out across the nation and admit that there is absolutely NO evidence whatsoever that vaccines cause autism and that every scientific study of this has backed this up and that the only study to say otherwise was a massive fraud, then MAYBE, he would regain a shred of credibility on any other social issue. His garbage opinions caused the deaths of children. He doesn't get to play gun-control hero now and wipe it away.
His vaccine denial bullshit phase is responsible for 0 kids suffering or dying because last I checked stating your thoughts on tv isn't lethal, even if they are completely stupid. If somebody confused Jim Carrey for a doctor and then didn't do any independent research whatsoever, that's on them.
Well maybe responsible for his own kids' suffering then, but not anybody else. Which is still bad, but hardly innumerable.
He wasn't right about any second thing, you loopy cunt.
Jim Carrey's a confusing one, all right. It hard for me to separate him from the vaccine stuff too. Well. He started as a gifted physical comic who then squandered his talents on fucking stupid movies. Then he cashed in his celebrity on boobs attached to someone who didn't do very well in science class (just to keep my analysis at around the 7th grade level). (And that's indeed where an interesting question arises: who's worse, an autism-vaccinator superstitionist or a Scientologist? I hope there's someone working on this problem right now.) Anyway, this was hardly bad at all and I frankly don't know what to think about the guy.
Pete: I don't think I agree. It seems quite probable that some positive number of parents skipped their kids' vaccinations just because of the anti-vax movement. Vaccines work best when the general population participates. It doesn't seem like such a stretch that someone (who wasn't Jim Carrey's kid), somewhere, got a preventable disease because of this kind of bullshit.
You make a good point, Mr. Nu'man.
except that I don't endorse anything the NRA's public relations people have said in response to this national "debate"? except only the thing that makes you wrong, kleenex. just that. pay no mind to reality!
I just want to be clear, are the people offended by this video totally okay with being called dead inside, being told their hearts are filled with porcupine quills, and being told they're the Devil's devotees, and the only issue they have is being told their dick is too small?
Hey, look, it's not your fault your dick is small. Heck, someone must have liked them small at some point or evolution wouldn't have brought you here. What is your fault is taking it out on the world because you got a small dick. You don't have to act like an asshole all the time just because you drew the short straw in the genetic lottery. The phrase "man up" isn't about buying accessories to make you more of a man, it's about acting like a man for once in your freaking life. Stop being a whiny bitch. Nobody's perfect.
not sure if you were replying to the right thread, but hey, you can all call my dick as small as you want, it doesn't change the fact that you're a hypocrite if you only choose to be angry at people who put their personal, ignorant worldviews ahead of obvious public health issues when it gives you the chance to make fun of hayseeds.
ps: if you honestly think the only people who suffer from the anti-vaxxer movement are the kids and parents who don't get vaccinated, then I've got nothing for you. good luck in your echo chamber, I hope you've stocked up a lot of hand sanitizer
"His vaccine denial bullshit phase is responsible for 0 kids suffering or dying because last I checked stating your thoughts on tv isn't lethal, even if they are completely stupid."
oh look, who could've possibly seen this coming (besides anyone with half a brain) http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/03/13/thanks-anti-vaxxe rs-you-just-brought-back-measles-in-nyc.html
but hey, why be right when you can be loud and thoughtless? have fun continuing to support "the right kind" of public health threats, it'll actually get you pretty far in this society.
People that don't like guns have many complicated feelings regarding my penis, and they want me to know about it.
It's a reference to an entire set of behaviors that all point back to personal insecurity. It's also a joke. Who the hell cares how small your dick is?
Jim Carrey cares about my dick. Other anti-gun people apparently care about my dick.
I wouldn't call it a joke; it's more of a bizarre attempt to shame gun owners, or something. The amusing part of it is how you see the "little dick" nonsense with increasing frequency as it becomes more and more obvious that no new gun control legislation is going to end up becoming law at the federal level.
It's also a sign of idiocy to jump to conclusions like "anyone with any interest in guns is insecure about something and that is the only possibility".
It's like you're asking to be called out on your logical fallacy.
Honestly it's fine to try to make political points with silly humor but at least put some effort into your jokes.
Clearly Sam Elliott.
Funny or Die.
What's the greater blasphemy here? Pissing on southern gun culture or taking the piss on chuck Heston?
I can forgive a lot of shit.
I hope this is Jim Carrey's comeback.
For the whiny rhetoric this is causing alone.
Yeah I think the best videos on here end up with mostly five stars and a few wordy, angsty one star votes.
For more on retards debating this issue, please see
or you could go to: poetv.com
Clearly Sam Elliot
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