|Millard - 2013-04-05 |
Oh man, this is a new level of sadness. Finding a space big enough to make it look like you're actually doing a club show, getting a vegan buddy to hang around and move the camera around a little bit, standing up and doing shitty jokes with no one in the room, finding a license-free laugh track, throwing it all together as if anyone could possibly care about what you're doing, etc. Painful. Worse than weed comedy.
|memedumpster - 2013-04-05 |
How to tell if a dead decaying carcass has gone bad : fuck it, if it resists, it's all good, baby.
Please leave tips in jar at edge of stage.
|themilkshark - 2013-04-05 |
I wonder if he can do an impression of Neve Campbell
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-04-05 |
Dubbing a laughtrack over your standup routine is a level of sadness I'm new to.
|Xenocide - 2013-04-05 |
I've always been big into cooking. But I always wondered, "How can I take this thing I love, and make it as uncomfortable as possible for people who don't eat the same things I do?"
So now I talk about rotting cow corpses a lot. Invisible crowds find it hilarious!
|Squeamish - 2013-04-05 |
Self-righteousness and humor never, ever overlap.
|snothouse - 2013-04-05 |
|NancyDrewFan123 - 2013-04-05 |
Finally, the shittier corners of tumblr are here to tell jokes to me in a dark room.
|Blue - 2013-04-05 |
I bet he's hilarious when he's not got a vegan audience.
His whole routine is "This is what I eat. THIS." for two hours.
il fiore bel
He knows it too.
|misterbuns - 2013-04-05 |
am i the first to realize that this was on a green screen and the laughs are all sound effects?
No, and your parents never loved you either.
I thought he was at the Apollo. :(
|il fiore bel - 2013-04-05 |
What a terrible thing to do to an animal! It's a shame there's no alternative such as local ranchers letting cows go outside to graze!
Well, I guess technically it IS a reply, now, but it wasn't meant to be.
|RocketBlender - 2013-04-06 |
This would be unwatchable without the laugh track. I love how it builds the worse his description gets.
|Bort - 2013-04-06 |
Throwing tomatoes would do no good, how about lambchops?
il fiore bel
THAT'S ANIMAL CRUELTY
(Did you see the gay little song also on the same channel? Not sure if it's by the same guy, but it's pretty awful.)
|TeenerTot - 2013-04-06 |
Somehow worse than Daniel Songer.
|Cherry Pop Culture - 2013-04-06 |
I make people laugh and am a vegetarian. I am totally one step ahead of this guy.
|DriverStabby - 2013-04-08 |
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