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Desc:So bad I had to double-check to make sure this guy was legit.
Category:Humor, Pets & Animals
Tags:steak, Vegan, hes got jokes
Submitted:Toenails
Date:04/05/13
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Comment count is 29
Millard
Oh man, this is a new level of sadness. Finding a space big enough to make it look like you're actually doing a club show, getting a vegan buddy to hang around and move the camera around a little bit, standing up and doing shitty jokes with no one in the room, finding a license-free laugh track, throwing it all together as if anyone could possibly care about what you're doing, etc. Painful. Worse than weed comedy.
TheOtherCapnS
Thing of it is, if this guy just gets the word out he could be somewhat successful, since most vegans will consume anything regardless of how shitty it is, as long as it is vegan. (And since most vegans are completely humorless)

La Loco
I think he's in front of a green screen and has added the camera motions and black background in post. This is a sad, hungry man in a room by himself dipping his toes into the pool which is his his own unachievable dreams. Talk about sad.

memedumpster
How to tell if a dead decaying carcass has gone bad : fuck it, if it resists, it's all good, baby.

Please leave tips in jar at edge of stage.
themilkshark
I wonder if he can do an impression of Neve Campbell
dairyqueenlatifah
Dubbing a laughtrack over your standup routine is a level of sadness I'm new to.
Mancakes
I cringed.

Old_Zircon
You all need to hear some B.S. Pulley.

Xenocide
I've always been big into cooking. But I always wondered, "How can I take this thing I love, and make it as uncomfortable as possible for people who don't eat the same things I do?"

So now I talk about rotting cow corpses a lot. Invisible crowds find it hilarious!
Squeamish
Self-righteousness and humor never, ever overlap.
snothouse
APPLAUSE BREAK!
NancyDrewFan123
Finally, the shittier corners of tumblr are here to tell jokes to me in a dark room.
Blue
I bet he's hilarious when he's not got a vegan audience.

His whole routine is "This is what I eat. THIS." for two hours.
BillLumbergh
the laugh track audibly breaks at :20. he's never had an audience who found him funny.

il fiore bel
He knows it too.

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Killer Joe
"Haha! Oh boy, I bet I know what's coming next! Ha! I bet he's gonna talk about being a vegan! I bet he's... YES! HAHAHA! I ALSO DON'T LIKE MEAT! HAHAHA!

misterbuns
am i the first to realize that this was on a green screen and the laughs are all sound effects?
themilkshark
No, and your parents never loved you either.

EvilHomer
I thought he was at the Apollo. :(

il fiore bel
What a terrible thing to do to an animal! It's a shame there's no alternative such as local ranchers letting cows go outside to graze!
EvilHomer
What was that ultra-preachy leftist webcomic, with the almond eyed girl with the black pig tails, and every punchline was something about how Mother Jones was too reactionary for the author or how GM crops were literally going to poison our breathable air supply in less than a decade unless people started firebombing farms? I think it was featured on poeRED once. I ask because it was real popular with all the vegan activists I knew.

EvilHomer
Woops, not a reply.

EvilHomer
Well, I guess technically it IS a reply, now, but it wasn't meant to be.

RocketBlender
This would be unwatchable without the laugh track. I love how it builds the worse his description gets.
Bort
Throwing tomatoes would do no good, how about lambchops?
il fiore bel
THAT'S ANIMAL CRUELTY

(Did you see the gay little song also on the same channel? Not sure if it's by the same guy, but it's pretty awful.)

TeenerTot
Somehow worse than Daniel Songer.
Cherry Pop Culture
I make people laugh and am a vegetarian. I am totally one step ahead of this guy.
DriverStabby
http://youtu.be/H-QCwfb8NqQ
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