Expresses attraction to non-Caucasian people
Shows interest in satanic activities like Tae Kwon Do, Ninja Turtles or electric guitar
Shows interest in careers in the arts
Claims that your pork chops are over-cooked
|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
Reading the Christian parenting books from the 80s and 90s that I find at the thrift store is a guilty pleasure of mine. Nothing puts people whining about kids these days with their self-absorption and social networks and shallow music into perspective quite like reading the exact same arguments made a generation ago.
If there were that many human sacrifices there would have been missing persons reports and murder investigations.
Much later on, when he was describing "tells" or "signs" that teenagers in danger might have, it sounded like a routine list of problems teenagers experience (low self-esteem, mood swings, etc.)
Given that most of Christianity's contributions to psychoanalysis:
Autism = demons
Schizophrenia = demons
Depression = demons
Enjoying sex = demons
Not secretly letting the clergy sex you = demons
...it's not surprising.
ONLY REAL 80'S KIDS WILL REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS A SATANIST OR AT RISK OF BECOMING A SATANIST
Fuck yeah. Ronnie wuz president, toe to toe with the Russkies, nuclear annihilation on tap. Satanism seemed a reasonable position to take at the time.
What's the difference between a Christian and a chicken/sheep comedy duo? One is a clucking fleece of wit...
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class |
There are lots of awful haircuts and curious accents on display here.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Upside-down AND backwards?!
I've never understood the use of "meteoric" to mean "on the increase." I would've thought it would mean "dropping so fast it nearly burns up on re-entry."
|Jet Bin Fever |
tihsllub fo hcnub a tahw.
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