dupe.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=100606

Or whacked off.

Back around 2002 or 2003 a friend of mine went into a Dunkin' Donuts in downtown Boston in mid afternoon and noticed that everyone behind the counter seemed unusually distant and worried looking. It was bad enough that she asked one of them if everything was okay and it turned out that less than an hour ago one of their co-workers had a heart attack and died on the floor in front of them before the paramedics could arrive; they weren't allowed to take the rest of their shift off.

I had a highschool job, worked at a local burger joint. This one night, we were getting ready to close. Then, five minutes before we shut down, a friend of mine (didn't know it was him at the time) came up to the drive-thru and ordered, like, six patty melts. We'd just finished cleaning the grill and everything! But gosh darn it, we were still on the clock, so we got everything out again and started cooking said patty melts for said customer.

Only, when we were almost done with his order, the silly fellow drove off. Just laughed and drove off! We had been pranked! What a sonnofabitch!

Mean streets, boys, but that's just the way we rolled.

This is a dupe from a year or two ago, but that piece of news makes this a five star dupe.

Best comment from the first time it was posted:

"Hop the counter and you will get served." ~ The Mothership

Thanks, both of you, everything right here makes me happy.

Man, a guy convicted of manslaughter beats up two idiots and the justice system actually treats him decently. I am seriously surprised.

I'd never really paid attention to Bill Bur but after listening to that, despite it being an interesting epilogue, I'd like to beat HIM with that pipe. I guess you never stop being a Massachusetts townie no matter how many years you live in other states.

In her defense seeing a big dude beat up two women with a metal rod is kind of terrifying.

When I was watching this video full of ghetto bitches acting like ghetto bitches i was trying to find an angle to make fun of yalls white guilt complex with your exhausted, conditional use of 'white people'

and then a white person showed up.

But Old Zircon beat me to it.

Don't think he was joking though.

5 for black people.

I don't really know how the Wal-Marts work in the States, but here in Canada, many of them have McDonalds built into them.

I haven't eaten at a McDonalds in probably at least two years now, possibly longer. Recently, I thought maybe I should do it again. I don't know why. The last few times I've gone there, I spend a good minute looking at the menu trying to decide what is least revolting. But I've decided, on a day that feels right, I should eat at a McDonalds. But I'm not going with any of this brick and mortar McDonalds shit. I'm going into the belly of the beast itself. I'm going straight to the Wal-Mart McDonalds for the whole experience. Why, if you're going for it, not absolutely go for it.

I'm thinking, to really get the most out of my experience, I'll walk into the clothing section and eat there.

The last time I went to McD's was over a year ago, but long story short, the guy in front of me in the drive-thru queue was passed out drunk at the wheel (he had firefighter tags on his SUV!), I called the cops on him, and they arrested both him and the driver of the car that was directly behind me in the queue, who apparently when the cops and an ambulance arrived decided to get out of his car and start some shit with the paramedics (he seemed like, comically cracked-out when I talked to him for a second).

I got subpoenaed for the firefighter's case a few weeks later, even tho I made it totally clear to the followup cop that I had neither seen first-hand that the guy was drunk (cracked out guy told me) nor was I inclined to testify in any way. I didn't show on the court date; I decided it was best to cut a firefighter a break and if me not showing helped his lawyer plea-bargain him something a little better so be it.

The last time I ate at McDonalds was after watching Supersize Me. Only thing I got from that piece of food-hipster agitprop was a wicked craving for McNuggets.

I think everyone liked McDonald's at one point; when we were kids, and deep inside McDonald's advertising demographic. The McDonald's corporation was kind enough to let us children share in Ronald's many exciting magical adventures, so of course their shit burgers are going to taste great.

Those nuggets though, mmmm. I know, objectively speaking, they should be awful, but something - I think it's the bland filmy skin and the air-bubble filled meat texture - makes McNuggets awesome. Get some honey to dunk 'em in (I don't know if your McDs have honey anymore, but ours don't) and you're all set.

There's already a Law & Order episode that tackled that same clip, and it had Robin Williams. It was every bit as terrible as it sounds.