How is it you find the time to eat so many farts in one day?

At what point does a string of closely spaced farts become a single continuous fart? Is this a question for scientists or theologians?

That's a question of Zen actually. Any phenomenon which has a time when it did not exist, followed by a span which it does, followed by a cessation of its existence, is considered composite, and therefore has no independent existence of its own. It is merely an interplay of the invisible subtle existence of the deeper universe. Stringing any series of finite things into the illusion of the super-finite, or infinite, chain, is a false division of an eternal state of non-segregated being.

Though that would be a perfectly justified if not outright commendable reason to act gay.