How are you supposed to cut both your arms off with handsaws? I hope they at least name this paradox after him.
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Glad we saved the life of "Sawing Off My Own Arms Man".
Show of hands, who wouldn't have helped him?
Not all bad news. The answer to that "Where are the Andes located?" joke is still at the end of your (severed) armies!
I am genuinely at a loss to imagine how someone can do that. Not regarding a motive, but logistically.
It's amazing the kinds of things we see in the news now that powerful opiates are so plentiful and readily prescribed.
I guess it's inevitable, like when you first realize, thanks to the Internet, that some people can, in fact, fuck themselves.
Actually people have been having a hard time getting pain meds for a while. I suspect it's kind of like the medical marijuana system. In theory, your doctor could give the recommendation for MMJ. In practice, doctors are afraid of losing their practices or even being prosecuted by the DEA, so even legitimate MMJ patients have to go to doctors that do nothing but give recommendations for MMJ. Of course, those doctors don't have much to lose by giving recommendations to anyone.
I wouldn't be surprised if the crackdown preceded the epidemic. That would be pretty consistent with every other fucking drug they've ever cracked down on.
Don't feel too bad for them, home depot has a giant section of cleaning products for their convenience.
Just watched Evil Dead in theatres last night. It was alright. More startles than scares, but good gore and really cringeworthy moments.
"WOULD YOU KINDLY SAW YOUR OWN ARMS OFF?"
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class |
I demand a "Monty Python" tag.
Yeah, that's exactly what kind of day this was.
|Caminante Nocturno |
|Oscar Wildcat |
I don't think that will work.
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