Shoebox Joe - 2013-04-19 I actually had a barber fucking jam her friggin electric trimmer against my skull for a buzz cut. I really can't explain it further than "You have to pet them hard or else they can't feel it."
I mean, seriously. She pulled out this unguarded mini trimmer when she went to square up my back end and was literally scraping the back of my neck like she was trying to break in a new garden. It's still tender from yesterday.
Mother_Puncher - 2013-04-19 This was extremely disgusting and I could smell the pus and blood from here but for some reason I watched it twice because seeing that much pus being forcefully expelled from skin like that makes my mouth water and sends me into some weird state where I think "I wish that was me"
I do the same thing whole watching cyst poppings
memedumpster - 2013-04-19 For you can buy fifty feet of bubble wrap and a tub of custard.