I too can vote randomly and territorially! Whoooo!

Oh, good. Another one-or-five voter.

I was going to be a piss-pants for an entirely different reason, but fuck you instead, bud.

This was alright.

Yeah this sketch isn't that bad. Rather than discuss it, I will just counter-star your pointless objection.

That's comedian Pete Holmes. He's laser accurate.

He sells it really well - I'm ashamed to admit it got a laugh or two out of me, so I'll give it a four.

He also works in some moments of "dweeby guy who wishes he was Batman but has a stuffy nose and a mild speech impediment".