jangbones you know he just made this shit up on the fly
Bort I can prove it to you: he forgot the Soul Gem. If he'd prepared ahead of time he would have made sure he had all the Infinity Gems.
That guy I'd guess that he prepared this, at least partly. He's done other rambles like this in stand-up and sketch. More importantly, it'd be easier to learn than to wing it, make it this good, and tie in this many things. He just is able to one-take it because he's on top of his game.
Maybe improvised after lots of preparation, and years of geeky rambles on these themes?
EvilHomer If he'd planned this out, Leia wouldn't be having the affair with Lando. She'd be having the affair with X-23.