Fivers, just for finding this garbage.

For some reason everyone in the preview image reminds me of that man on the street bit on The Onion.

I really liked the Third Eye Blind album as a middle school faggot, and it still holds a dear, nostalgic place in my heart, as do the stupid old Jim Carey movies like Ace Ventura and The Mask.

A couple years ago, I was in a bar at a hotel in St. Louis, and this movie was playing on the tv in there. It started at the old lady trying to give Jim Carey head, and this part came on.

I don't think I ever got more drunk then I did that night.

What, no Luis Guzman tag?

This clip manages to

a) encapsulate everything I have, have ever had, or ever will hate about Hollywood

b) remind me of one of the world's worst songs

c) offend every possible sensibility I have and

d) I have never heard of this movie and wish it was never made just based on this clip so here are your stars.

5 seconds. I'm not sure if that's a new record but there's only one other competitor.