Granted, the original was tagged by an asshole.

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BUT THIS IS UNTOUCHED BY HUMAN HANDS. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN PHOBIC TERROR OF HUMANITY.

I am a huge fan of my region's self service rest stops which dispense caffeine spiked motor oil in little poker cups. It was the one thing I hated about New England's rest areas, they were too commercial and Starbucks coffee was grossly inferior. That being said, I once knew a coffee machine in a school that dispensed chopped up roaches that would crawl into the machine to be devoured by the fresh coffee grinders.

Thank you for validating my fear.

It's all good, roaches are basically candy, so, it's like having extra sugar.