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Desc:The morning news according to small children.
Category:Classic TV Clips, Humor
Tags:news, children, boring, Malcolm in the Middle
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Nominal - 2013-04-23
This is what children of the 70s and 80s heard within five seconds of the MASH theme kicking in.
Quad9Damage - 2013-04-23
For me it was Matlock. And Soul Train.

Bhiu - 2013-04-23
Mine were Dallas and the Action News theme.

My hatred for Soul Train is solely on the position that it signaled the end of cartoons for the day. Unless I wanted to switch over to Cartoon Express and watch GoBots or MASK.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2013-04-23
I never got that for MASH and I was a child of the 80s. I loved it as a kid and think its boring as hell as an adult.

I would go into complete zone out mode and read when adults watched Moonlighting, or pretty much any generic 80s romance and/or law show. And Murder, She Wrote. Murder She Wrote was like old lady crack.

chumbucket - 2013-04-23
Agreed Murder She Wrote was a total sleepfest. I also recall parts of the Mike Douglas Show being completely uninteresting. I stuck around for the Osmonds show because of mesmerizing teeth.

Quad9Damage - 2013-04-23
Yeah, Soul Train marked the end of the cartoons and the start of Saturday afternoon—nothing but boring-as-shit programming for the remainder of the day. In my socially retarded, zombie childhood existence, that meant a void that could only be filled with Super Nintendo, reading or homework.

Matlock would be on during weekdays whenever I stayed home sick from school. Fucking Matlock or daytime soaps, representing the world that existed beyond the hell of my public schooling. I almost preferred math class.

Quad9Damage - 2013-04-23
And I never figured out if I was a child of the 80s or 90s. I was born in '84, but I don't remember most of the 80s. I did most of my growing up and memory collecting in the 90s.

Quad9Damage - 2013-04-23
What I dig most about this is how the newscaster keeps the same tone and inflection. "I am talking to you in the same manner, but you don't give a shit what I have to say."
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