Stars - Michael Shannon
Stars - He did this.
Stars - The performance
Stars - That letter.
Stars - "BECCA!!!"
|Oscar Wildcat |
Girls! Get out there, get drunk, and fuck the brothers! Don't let me catch you crying about "boyfriends" and "relationships" and all that crap! This is about us getting anonymously gang banged by the frats. It's the _only_ way we will be popular!
In other news, it's a total mystery why sex crimes happen in the greek system.
So, this guy is playing General Zod in the new Superman movie.
I guess I'm OK with that.
Michael Shannon is a five. Even on Funny or Die, even after a "disclaimer" that lets me know the clip is going to be SUPER EDGY WITH LOTS OF SWEAR WORDS, as if I give a shit, even after making me sit through a thirty second Miller Lite commercial featuring that annoying "whacky singing Asian guy", you know, the one who's in all those commercials that are trying really, really hard to be "viral" and "entertaining" without quite catching what either word means.
Bravo, Van Alden.
i'm feeling especially proud of myself today for linking the "cunt punt" tag
I like this one for its realism:
So this is a thing now?
God damn am I glad I'm gay. Stay classy, human females.
|Binro the Heretic |
I'm glad Michael Shannon has become Hollywood's "go-to" guy when they need a crazy scary dude who is still somehow vulnerable.
He's pretty much just reprising his character in Premium Rush.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
all my stars are for the added score
|Adham Nu'man |
This was amazing.
That email is a masterpiece.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I never understood why these things exist.
Just when I thought this couldn't get any better, Maeby rips parts of this letter off verbatim during her Opie Awards acceptance speech.
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