|Jet Bin Fever |
Sort of like taking your kid to the zoo.
This is why you don't want to be a lizard, children.
Our shop is in Downtown Columbus, OH. People like this come in every now and then.
Depending on how long they've been using, it's either amusing or depressing.
|The Mothership |
When did you lose front page privs, Zircon?
Amerrrricaaaa, FUCK YEAH!
Also, the facebook comments are interesting.
What do you expect in the meth department?
"Do you know if they have whipping cream?
SOME KIND OF PERSONNEL..." *translocates 500 feet away*
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class |
Her body language makes her look like she's doing warm-up exercises in a really terrible amateur theater group.
I was thinking that terrible "UPS Guy" bit from MAD TV.
Internal theme song by Racer X.
It sort of bothers me that he is just following her around with his small child but it's also really interesting and totally belongs here.
The child learned a valuable lesson that day.
|La Loco |
Don't you guys see what this really is? That man is gangstalking that poor girl with a neurological disorder.
It amazes me how all anti-drug PSAs do everything EXCEPT show you actual abusers tweaking out on the shit, which is always the most effective deterrent.
I don't know if it's relevant since drug users don't have much lobbying power, but I costarred in a bike safety PSA a couple months ago and they couldn't even imply the actual consequences of a bike accident because the bikers' organizations in Massacusetts block anything that does on grounds that it's offensive.
When in Boston, pretty soon you will be able to see me dooring a guy on the little TVs in the back of cabs.
That's messed up. What is the offense? That bike accidents don't happen?
The drug users may not have a lot of power, but the drug industry does. People erroneously think that drug enforcement somehow has a different set of motives or goals than their sister industry, but really, they don't. More drug use means more money. They're the ones that started second guessing doctors and intimidating them out of prescribing enough painkillers. Then the pain clinics opened up and now we have a lot of problems with prescription painkillers. The DEA are fucking assholes.
Chumbucket, they seem to think that even going as far as having a crash sound over black is somehow offensive or disrespectful so basically you're expected to raise awareness of bike accidents without actually back acknowledging that anyone gets hurt in them. It's like a less believable than average Portlandia bit.
|Cockmaster Flash |
AND THEN WE FUCKED OUT BACK
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