So much more tasteless than just doing that naked.

well i'm aroused...

In soviet russia, vagina....does...err..

I.... I dated a girl with similar skills for a very short time. I didn't like her much, but the skills. Most women have no clue what they can do with their clammy centipede hive. Maybe that's for the best.

Eww girl eww.

tasteless

I'm serious you guys. Check out her website.

This is so wrong, it's like she's trying to tell the future with a giant pendulum and oopsie noises, I can barely type.