La Loco Whatever he's been putting in his body, probably way too many subway sandwiches, is clearly killing him. He needs a lower calorie diet, one a day vitamins, and physical activity. Probably to quit smoking too. I don't think there's any amount of money that could make him do that.
spikestoyiu These are the kinds of people who worry about the flouride in their water.
Nominal If you were on a tight food budget why in holy hell would you be looking to Subway? They're not cheap and they skimp on everything.
To quote Louis CK, "Why would you choose to go to a sandwich place where they measure out the meat?"
EvilHomer Judging by the size of him, I'd say Realmanpwns' definition of a tight food budget is not the same as ours.
Chocolate Jesus Because there are 40,000 Subway locations and only 2 real sandwhich shops left in the world.
memedumpster Subway will never pay you to promote their product and you're ruining your health kissing up to them.