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Desc:Aka 'That one game where the Scottish guy shoots a fireball from under his kilt.'
Category:Video Games, Horror
Tags:Atari, Mortal Kombat, Fighting Games, scotland, jaguar
Submitted:Kid Fenris
Date:04/24/13
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SteamPoweredKleenex
Angus seems awfully sedate for a homicidal Scotsman.
EvilHomer
This game isn't as fun as it looks.
Old_Zircon
When my friend got a Jaguar for Christmas it came with this and I'd say I got a good 20 minutes of enjoyment out of it, but that's mostly because I always played as the Scotsman whose special move was lifting his kilt and shooting fireballs out of his groin.

TheOtherCapnS
So some sort of negative fun value? Or the game is made of antifun?

Xenocide
CHEW NOW, MARCY
SteamPoweredKleenex
Mortal Kombat's embarrassing kid brother.

BHWW
This has to be the worst Mortal Kombat knockoff ever made, and that's taking in to consideration games like Blood Storm, Way of the Warrior, Shadow - War of Succession, Blood Warrior, all of that is pretty bad but I think this one is the worst at least by a photo finish.

B. Weed
I was going to suggest Tattoo Assassins, but I don't think it was ever actually finished.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/tattoo-assassins/

twinkieafternoon
If Catfight for the PC (I think) can be nominated, that was barely playable.

EvilHomer
I wouldn't call it the worst Mortal Kombat ripoff ever made. It's a contender, sure, but (discounting MUGEN projects and indie fan games) my vote would most likely go to Survival Arts.

Tattoo Assassins probably had the worst gameplay out of all of them, but the Nudalities and fart fatalities have to count for something. A game where you can turn Tanya Harding into a steaming pile of poo can't possibly be the worst ever. War Gods was pretty awful, too, but it had Kerri Hoskins in it, so I can't complain. Time Killers was my least favorite; I don't know what it is about that game, but I get angry just thinking about it. Subjectively, I'd say it's the worst, but objectively, you can cut a dude's arms off in midfight, so at least they were being creative. Ultra Vortek is pretty shitty, real close to Kasumi Ninja, and Way of the Warrior is even shittier, saved only by the White Zombie soundtrack. Bio FREAKS is unfairly maligned, in my opinion, same with Thrill Kill, and Bloodstorm is fucking AWESOME. I'll fight anyone whi says otherwise. MACE was the best 3D fighting game of the 90s, and The Kung Fu Master Jackie Chan is barely playable, but it's got Jackie Chan in it, so it gets my stamp of approval, too.

twinkieafternoon - you wouldn't happen to know where I can find a copy of Catfight, would you? I've been looking for it for years, for no other reason than that the cast includes people from Mortal Kombat, and it's currently at the top of my MK-memorabilia to get list.

Old_Zircon
I was never even that into real Mortal Kombat so my experience with knockoffs is limited but I can say no video could possibly convey how sluggish the controls of this game feel.

Caminante Nocturno
Time Killers was the kind of game that can end in 20 seconds because the fucking computer got a lucky shot at your head.

Also, I was going to get upset with you for not mentioning Primal Rage, but then I remembered that Primal Rage was objectively good and had no business on that list.

EvilHomer
The lucky-insant-kill mechanism doesn't have to be a game breaker; the UFC Undisputed series does it well. Time Killers did not do it well.

And I didn't mention Primal Rage because I'm not a goddamn furry.

Caminante Nocturno
Scaly, you idiot! They're called scalies!

EvilHomer
They can call themselves whatever they like and it won't make a difference, scalies are still furries. And the only character worth playing as was the Sub Zero monkey, who had FUR, so QED.

EvilHomer
ALSO WE DON'T TECHNICALLY KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS' SKIN WAS COVERED IN, COULD BE FEATHERS, COULD BE FUR, WHO KNOWS.

Since dinosaurs were Anunnaki, my guess is suction cup tendrils ending in mouth-anuses.

Caminante Nocturno
Vertigo is the best character.

You are wrong.

EvilHomer
Which one was Vertigo? Was she Mileena The Dinosaur?

Caminante Nocturno
Vertigo was the cobra dinosaur.

She was also the best character.

Kabbage
For the deeply, deeply offensive red man scalping
chumbucket
All terrible and entertaining but what's the deal with that last fight?
Raggamuffin
The "sexy girl" character is just a girl in a bikini.
Nikon
It seems like the Jaguar didn't have a strong lineup of games.
The Mothership
ach, aye. also, Alaric is an awesome name, I know a guy named Alaric.
twinkieafternoon
What's Alaric's stereotype supposed to be?
The Mothership
Ancient Germanic warrior would be the most historically accurate guess.

Caminante Nocturno
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sosage
One urban myth about this game that circled the industry was that it was developed indie-style in the programmer's apartment utilizing friends/roommates as the characters. True or not, it's highly plausible and what I choose to believe.
dairyqueenlatifah
Nah, the game you're thinking of is Naughty Dog's equally terrible fighting game from the same time period, "Way of the Warrior" for the 3DO. And it's actually a true story, according to Naughty Dog interviews with Game Informer anyway. They were so broke that they developed it in their apartment, used their friends for the characters and used cut up happy meal boxes to make the costumes.

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