saintjimmy - 2013-04-29 I feel like this would have actually encouraged my 13-year-old self to drink and drive. Meet the Undertaker? AWESOME. I'da smoked crack and stolen my parent's car if I thought maybe he'd give me a Tombstone Piledriver through a table or somethin'.
Xenocide - 2013-04-29 FREE AUTOGRAPHS FROM THE UNDERTAKER WHEN YOU DRUNKELY PLOW YOUR SUV INTO A BABY CARRIAGE.
ALSO PAUL BEARER WILL SING AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY.