PLEASE I'M AN ENDANGERED SPECIES.
They took a Nintendo Power April Fools joke and make it come true.
Dude, I totally did one on Mortal Kombat II once. You gotta win 23 battles in row, without hitting low punch, and doing a Babality each time. On the 24th match, you have to beat your opponent using only low punches, in twenty seconds or less, with the very last move being a Toasty Uppercut. Then finish her off with Forward, Down, Half-circle Forward, Coin Return, Block, Coin Return. Simple.
Oh, and your machine has to have exactly ten matches of Pong played on it within the last seventy-six hours, otherwise the move won't work.
What does any of this have to do with reviving Aeris?
Everyone knows you need to use Rayden to defeat Shao Kahn then quickly remove your copy of MK Trilogy while the games still running and swap it with disc two of FFVII with a save file right before the Emerald Weapon with three mastered Underwater Materia, six mastered Knights of the Round Materia, and two mastered All materia, with the Alls equiped to Red XIII's Seraph Comb, the Underwaters equipped to Tifa's Premium Heart, and the Knights of the Round equipped to Cloud's Force Stealer. You then have to run into a fight with Emerald Weapon, but then run away, immediately surface the submarine but only if you are directly above the crashed Galinka, then go to Mt Corel and take the shuttle to the Gold Saucer, complete Dio's special battle, get the "Final Attack" materia as a prize, fly back to Midgar with the sector five key, go right outside the church run into a fight with Hell House, get it down to 1hp with the Laser Enemy Skill and then use mug to defeat it and steal Aeris's white Materia from it at the same time. Then take the white materia to the lake in the City of the Ancients and use 20 Tissues you won from the Speed Square to absorb all the water in the lake and use the Enemy Skill Angel Whisper on Aeris's corpse at the bottom.
I used to know the bonus lives cheat for TMNT 2.
This wins perfect win perfection.
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I love how Truck has sock garters.
This is such so fucking stupid.
Man, Tak is PUMPED everytime he blows someone's clothes off!
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This was incredibly sexy.
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I can assume someone is masturbating furiously to this?
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