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That pole is somewhat wobbly.
MY POLE HOWEVER...
-1 because it's Slayer covering a song that makes them sound like numetal. Should have been Chemical Warfare or Necrophobic or something.
Also for making I Wanna Be Your Dog sound like numetal. This is so much less than the sum of its parts, even though it's still pretty good.
My other options were her dancing to Massive Attack or Marilyn Manson.
OH. Ohhh shit. I'm so sorry. I just blurted that out, didn't I? It was such a wrong thing to say, I wasn't even thinking.
It sounded much less offensive in my head, but the moment I said it, oh man, poor Slayer. I mean, Kerry King sucks balls and all, but that was totally uncalled for on my part.
There's nothing wrong with this, really, it's just that the trifecta of Slayer, Stooges and pole dancing couldn't possibly live up to expectations.
As a late 90s/early 2000s metalhead who spent most of his teenage years walking around wearing nappy Dissection and Savatage t-shirts, I know all too well how cruel and hurtful the "n"-word is.
For a metal band that actually had music videos they're great.
Were great. These days "at least they're not Metallica" is about the best I can give them.
The strip club I used to go to played shitty Clear Channel-approved rock shit and it was horrible. Pole dancing to metal just makes the genre look more like white trash shit. I find that really crappy just meaningless dumb dirty beat driven music with somebody rapping about idiotic shit with dumb hooks and bad lyrics is prefect for pole dancing. Like DEV or Far East Movement. And I'd love to find a strip club where girls dance to Girls' Generation or 2ne1
I know Caminante loves Babymetal. There isnt a doubt in my mind. I wonder if he also like Merzbow just because he's Japanese
I'd think Babymetal would be too old for him, surely?
All kidding aside, I saw a stripper dance to White Zombie once (Blood, Milk, and Sky) and it was really, really awesome.
Let me know when someone strips to Earth.
My friend is a stripper. I'll do the video when she's in town next
In the meantime, there's this:
"Finally! A pole vid to Slayer!"
This is a horrible cover and and this stripper is not very good at pole dancing.
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