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Desc:'I'm gonna be your God'
Category:Sports, Arts
Tags:Slayer, stooges, pole dancing, ecdysiast, jeff hanneman
Submitted:Pillager
Date:04/29/13
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Comment count is 22
EvilHomer
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Jet Bin Fever
That pole is somewhat wobbly.





MY POLE HOWEVER...
Old_Zircon
-1 because it's Slayer covering a song that makes them sound like numetal. Should have been Chemical Warfare or Necrophobic or something.
Old_Zircon
Also for making I Wanna Be Your Dog sound like numetal. This is so much less than the sum of its parts, even though it's still pretty good.

EvilHomer
I thought Slayer WAS numetal?

Pillager
My other options were her dancing to Massive Attack or Marilyn Manson.

EvilHomer
OH. Ohhh shit. I'm so sorry. I just blurted that out, didn't I? It was such a wrong thing to say, I wasn't even thinking.

It sounded much less offensive in my head, but the moment I said it, oh man, poor Slayer. I mean, Kerry King sucks balls and all, but that was totally uncalled for on my part.

Old_Zircon
Spoken like a true brony.

Old_Zircon
There's nothing wrong with this, really, it's just that the trifecta of Slayer, Stooges and pole dancing couldn't possibly live up to expectations.

EvilHomer
As a late 90s/early 2000s metalhead who spent most of his teenage years walking around wearing nappy Dissection and Savatage t-shirts, I know all too well how cruel and hurtful the "n"-word is.

Mother_Puncher
Slayer is mediocre at best

Old_Zircon
For a metal band that actually had music videos they're great.

Old_Zircon
Were great. These days "at least they're not Metallica" is about the best I can give them.

Mother_Puncher
The strip club I used to go to played shitty Clear Channel-approved rock shit and it was horrible. Pole dancing to metal just makes the genre look more like white trash shit. I find that really crappy just meaningless dumb dirty beat driven music with somebody rapping about idiotic shit with dumb hooks and bad lyrics is prefect for pole dancing. Like DEV or Far East Movement. And I'd love to find a strip club where girls dance to Girls' Generation or 2ne1
EvilHomer
Babymetal and Merzbow for me.

Mother_Puncher
I know Caminante loves Babymetal. There isnt a doubt in my mind. I wonder if he also like Merzbow just because he's Japanese

EvilHomer
I'd think Babymetal would be too old for him, surely?

All kidding aside, I saw a stripper dance to White Zombie once (Blood, Milk, and Sky) and it was really, really awesome.

Old_Zircon
Let me know when someone strips to Earth.

Mother_Puncher
My friend is a stripper. I'll do the video when she's in town next

Old_Zircon
In the meantime, there's this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9SOn-JUUOY

chumbucket
"Finally! A pole vid to Slayer!"
baleen
This is a horrible cover and and this stripper is not very good at pole dancing.
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