The brown color palette.
It's like a segment of the males born post-1969 evolved into cos-playing as the men they *think* their fathers were...and everything needs to be marketed to this awkward demographic.
|Sudan no1 |
This is a DIAPER for your BALLS.
I think if I were a guy who felt insecure about the prospect of wearing adult diapers, this wouldn't help matters.
|Spaceman Africa |
Finally I don't have to feel emasculated about my bowels leaking in public.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Why do they think old men would like this guy? Why not get Wayne Newton or Yakov Smirnoff to do a commercial?
BEE TEE DUBS, you can order free samples on their website, you know, for yourself or anyone you might want to humiliate.
Goddd I was so hoping he'd just casually shit himself halfway through his spiel.
the unfortunately selected freeze frame for the header almost provides that moment.
At a certain age all you have left to lose is your shit. This entire product line is basically a support group for insecure and incontinent men trying to prove they are still manly even as they shit their diapers like a baby
I bet this guy HATES ponies.
|The Mothership |
My father in law is surviving prostate cancer pretty well, he wears these things and is pretty cool about it. You get to a certain age and you have to be an adult about certain things.
Remember, MEN, you're not a real man unless you reject anything even remotely related to women. Because real men act like 8 year olds who just heard about cooties for the first time. Look at this package! It's PINK! I'm gonna fucking PUNCH IT! I'm gonna punch that box of adult diapers until it CRIES!
I love the inexplicable mounted moose head. That's manly.
I like the subtle metaphor of the gumball machine myself.
Also dart board...in a bathroom
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