He sounds like Sir Nose De'Voidoffunk.

Jeeze, donald duck has really gone off the deep end.

So you wanna help us save some of these unborn babies by distributing some free condoms? I didn't think so.

This guy has no conception of what should and shouldn't be posted to the internet. He thinks he's a genius for making his garbage.

The telepathic alien bee monster wishes to speak for a moment on the subject of Roe v. Wade.

Why do religious fanatics think everybody has to live their lives like them? I mean, do BBW lovers and cat people and wine afficionados reinterpret the Constitution to make their fetish the center of the fuckin universe?

This is the kind of voice you'd hear in a Hannah Barbera cartoon.

This sounds exactly like something one of the callers from Sifl & Olly would say.