"This is a short piece based upon Rand Paul's recent mailing to USA citizens asking them to contact government representatives to vote/support a "Life at Conception" Act."
So he's a Paulbot. Figures.
Old_Zircon Dunning-Kruger effect, Downing Effect and confirmation bias pretty much account for most of the Internet.
Xenocide The telepathic alien bee monster wishes to speak for a moment on the subject of Roe v. Wade.
jangbones Why do religious fanatics think everybody has to live their lives like them? I mean, do BBW lovers and cat people and wine afficionados reinterpret the Constitution to make their fetish the center of the fuckin universe?
Nominal Because they collapse the instant they don't have a crusade.
Nikon This is the kind of voice you'd hear in a Hannah Barbera cartoon.
Caminante Nocturno This sounds exactly like something one of the callers from Sifl & Olly would say.