|James Woods - 2013-05-06 |
I'd reaaaally like to see the Catfish with a death wish tag thrive.
|The Mothership - 2013-05-06 |
I almost voted this down cause I don't like animal abuse videos, despite the evil. I remember the one with the cows being kicked in that crooked farm....ugh. Anyway this is awful so 5 stars now go away!
Don't you read YouTube comments? Giving a kitten a belly rub on a goosedown feather bed while simultaneously hand-feeding it importing pate is abuse.
the pate was probably made in a cruel method.
I realize that I sound like a PETA madman in that post, but seriously, that fish is left out to suffocate and then these assholes don't have the sense god gave a goat to kill it humanely. I love eating catfish and I would love to eat that catfish, but I would have clubbed it in the boat for fuck's sake.
fish have souls and they are as juicy sweet as the precious.
Catfish are terrifying and capable of taking a serious beating. As idiotic as these guys are they did a pretty good job of killing it quickly, this seems more effective than stomping on its head. They live for hours out of water, some for much longer. Walking Catfish actually hunt on land and eat birds. If you've ever caught a catfish you know what complete assholes they are and how dangerous it can be to handle them. I feel no sorrow over this catfish's fate.
Catfish, like real cats, are total dickheads who deserve to die.
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-05-06 |
"We thank the lawd foh dis blessin'."
Yea verily didst the Lord Jesus feed the 5000 with his miracle of the loaves and fishes that those present got to thump on the head singing "yee-haws" unto the sky until they were well spent and the fish were well and truly dented.
We shall not record what was done with the bread, for it was an abomination unto the Lord.
|Chancho - 2013-05-06 |
I always stun my fish with a strike to the head before I kill them. Then I stick my fingers in their gills, put my thumb on the back of their head, and snap their heads off.
They all die to the sweet sound of me whistling the Sailor's Hornpipe.
It don't hurt, cuz they're dead! And they're certainly lucky they are.
Cuz it's gonna be a hot in my big silver pot...
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-05-06 |
"...bilateral contusions to the cranial section." Thats some fancy talk!
Soooombody's got the first season of CSI boooooox seeeeet. on V H Eeeeeee'eeeeeees.
Jet Bin Fever
Eeeeeee'eeeeeees. is also how you say "ass." But I'm sure you knew that!
|EvilHomer - 2013-05-06 |
Now kill another one while wearing a Michelangelo costume!
|Gmork - 2013-05-06 |
They should have shot it a few times for good measure.
|yogarfield - 2013-05-06 |
"pardon the wheelchair", "female pregnant"
|Potter - 2013-05-06 |
I'm bloody impressed, any time I've had to kill fish for dinner, it was messy, no matter how sharp the knife was. That thing didn't even twitch.
|themilkshark - 2013-05-06 |
That's a humane kill. Seriously, harvesting meat for food isn't pretty. The results are.
I disagree. It should be killed as fast as possible once it leaves the water.
Transporting live fish is also against the regulations, at least where I live.
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