Dennis Miller got kinda fat and angry.
Gawd he looks like someone's dad.
He looks like the real-life version of Louie's dad from Life with Louie.
Hell, he kind of sounds like him, too.
Hmmm. I'm seeing it less personalized. In the preload image? This is a youth-hating vice-principal. When did this man lose his sense of humor?
5 for Dennis Unchained and his neo-con hipster makeover
Eyes lost focus at about 1:45 and complete tune-out at a little after 2:00.
|Binro the Heretic |
This is...this is just sad. Holy shit.
I mean, it's not as sad as Michael J. Fox suffering Parkinson's, but, fuck, it is so very sad. It's at least as sad as Randy Quaid's meltdown.
He's actually hit "WAKE UP SHEEPLE" levels.
"WAR DOESN'T UNITE PEOPLE LIKE IT SHOULD ANYMORE WAH WAH WAH OBAMAPHONE"
Wow, way to be somehow more banal and uninteresting than you already were ten years ago, dennis.
I wish someone would team up Dennis Miller and Victoria Jackson for some Daily Show ripoff type of deal. That would be amazing.
Excuse me, waiter! I ordered a Miller; this is clearly a Four Lokos.
Looking at that preview image and thinking about how both these men looked just a couple decades ago, I can't help but think there's something very bad for you in the coffee at Fox.
UNLEASH DENNIS MILLER!
*hurr durr fart derp*
You know what? Let's pretend we didn't open his cage at all.
YELLING AND SCRRAMING EDITORIAL!!
Oh my God, he's the character Doug Stanhope is doing on Charlie Brooker's show.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Welfare = terrorism
End welfare, end terrorism.
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
Also, the Hal 9000 line. Holy shit, Dennis Miller.
|Jet Bin Fever |
His body looks as diseased as his ideas.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
9/11 really fucked Dennis up.
This makes about as much sense as St. Francis of Assisi and Frida Kahlo having sex at the Last Battle of Antiquity.
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