xenocide - 2006-03-26 THANK GOODNESS I LIVE IN A WORLD OF ZINC!
LadyStalker - 2006-06-03 Coiley's conatant yelling of "NO SPRINGS" drives one insane
Doctor Wu - 2007-02-05 Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us?
Chalkdust - 2007-12-07 I always liked how, after living 15 minutes without springs, he becomes a lunatic obsessed with evangelizing and extolling the virtues of springs. He will never talk about anything else for the rest of his life.
thebaronsdoctor - 2008-07-10 I like how his friends are all secretly plotting to murder him.
RockBolt - 2009-02-12 Lots of loose soil to bury someone out here...HEY
Bort - 2009-03-31 If you have a spring then Coily's a part of you.
Also, I like this:
Squeamish - 2010-02-25 I own your ass, fat boy! Get back here!