I know this is horrible animal cruelty that shouldn't be condoned, but goddamn it I still find this video hilarious. It reminds me of something that could happen in an early Simpsons episode.
Oh, thanks for that. I was hoping I would learn about something today that would kill me a little bit on the inside.
From the wikipedia article: "an incident in which a mother bear, having escaped her cage, strangled her own cub and then killed herself by intentionally running into a wall."
I couldn't have thought up that kind of animal abuse in my darkest cynical moments. Humanity has officially thrown my low expectations a shovel. Gone are the times when a bear mauling a monkey on a bicycle was sweet and innocent.