Yet.

After George died in 1957, all subsequent replacements have been considered expendable.

Pull yourself together, Corporal. That monkey knew what he was getting himself into. No looking back, there's still a show to do!

I know this is horrible animal cruelty that shouldn't be condoned, but goddamn it I still find this video hilarious. It reminds me of something that could happen in an early Simpsons episode.

Oh, thanks for that. I was hoping I would learn about something today that would kill me a little bit on the inside.

From the wikipedia article: "an incident in which a mother bear, having escaped her cage, strangled her own cub and then killed herself by intentionally running into a wall."

Wow, that is crushingly sad.

I was laughing diabolically and now I'm sad. Thanks, poetv!

I couldn't have thought up that kind of animal abuse in my darkest cynical moments. Humanity has officially thrown my low expectations a shovel. Gone are the times when a bear mauling a monkey on a bicycle was sweet and innocent.

The thought of it just ate him up inside.

You gotta admit though, Bears ain't down with no monkey business.

When you think about it, that bear ate that monkey.

wait

shit