|Chancho - 2013-05-14 |
I made it about 10 seconds before typing this
|ashtar. - 2013-05-14 |
Something is wrong? Ugh. With her voice? Like, she can't talk good? Teehee
|craptacular - 2013-05-14 |
needs an application of Keyboard Cat and Scott's dad
|baleen - 2013-05-14 |
|Macho Nacho - 2013-05-14 |
Ugh. Like. Teehee.
|zerdzer - 2013-05-14 |
"I'm bi so I'm allowed to talk about girl's body parts"
|StanleyPain - 2013-05-14 |
The new Boxxy?
|chumbucket - 2013-05-14 |
Awh mah gawd internet repliez for sure...howz mah view count now?
|memedumpster - 2013-05-14 |
I wasn't going to comment or rate this, but I discovered that I could jump around at random and the sentences created are indistinguishable from the linear playback.
|EvilHomer - 2013-05-14 |
This was the band that raped Jessi Slaughter, right?
Oh come the hell on, yes people become rockstars for sex (and money too!) but your going to tell me if you became a rockstar tomorrow your fuck target is going to be some 15yr old girl? or younger like this guy reportedly shoots for?
It's called hyperbole for comic affect, sir.
That said, I read a LOT of rock star bios when I was working at a record store and I think the only ones that didn't at least peripherally involve statutory rape were Kurt Cobain and Captain Beefheart.
Hell, Dallas Taylor from CSNY is in bet with a 15 year old girl on the first page of Prisoner Of Woodstock. That shit wasn't confined to the BBC, you know.
And let's not even get started with Iggy Pop's whole project of "observing teenagers to better understand how to write music about their experience" which of course ended up with him sleeping with as many as he possibly could.
Hyperbole or not, I'm pretty sure it's true. I knew a girl in high-school who got banged by one of Puff Daddy's B-list rappers at the ripe old age of thirteen.
I would also like to point out that, as gross as 13 is, from what little I know about BOTDF, they seem to aim even younger than that.
|Ghoul - 2013-05-14 |
"They write lyrics good."
|mon666ster - 2013-05-14 |
When I watched this in the hopper, I clicked through to read the Youtube comments. The top comment was from "OsamaBinLaden" and read "You're lucky I'm dead bitch or I'd blow your house up".
That's why I voted it out of the hopper.
|Change - 2013-05-14 |
I don't know why the use of purple warpaint pisses me off so much, but here's your stars.
|urbanelf - 2013-05-14 |
Is this 'kawaii'?
|themilkshark - 2013-05-14 |
I read that and heard it in Buttheads voice.
|Koda Maja - 2013-05-14 |
I can't wait until this person has to find employment.
|lotsmoreorcs - 2013-05-14 |
five for all the completely drug addled trust fund music industry parent bands these girls worship having a literal army of child soldiers that will commit small and likely large scale murder for them
|Triggerbaby - 2013-05-14 |
Some of us just don't like Michael Jackson's later works, okay?
|spikestoyiu - 2013-05-14 |
So that means that this band and this particular style of music still exists? Holy shit.
Years down the road they will have reality t.v. shows on VH1.
|Old_Zircon - 2013-05-14 |
There's no way this isn't a troll. I can't accept that this is real.
Yeah, she had me up until she started talking about "gross metal guys with guitars". That's just TOO perfect to be genuine.
My first guess is that this is part of some "scene girl JOI/humiliation" audition tape, but carefully crafted troll by a snarky young hipster is a close second.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2013-05-14 |
You gotta admit, her hair looks good.
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