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Desc:ScrewAttack's exhaustively researched love letter to incels
Category:Cartoons & Animation, Educational
Tags:Superman, virginity, goku, Screwattack
Submitted:Triggerbaby
Date:05/14/13
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Comment count is 13
EvilHomer
This is such horseshit. I've read their arguments, and I'm not going to dignify this crap with a watch. Not since they decided that Samus would win in a fight against Boba Fett has Screwattack's Deathbattle been such a blatantly transparent example of nerds DISTORTING FACTS in order to advance their own reactionary agenda.

Still, they had the good sense to give Rainbow Dash the win over Starscream, so that's alright I guess.
Gmork
Their conclusions are accurate.

Homer, why would boba fett ever have a chance against samus?

Her suit covers her whole body, is ACTUAL ARMOR and not partially cloth, and is obviously lightyears ahead of any technology in the star wars universe. And if boba is wearing a Plasteel plate... then he's totally fucked. Boba would be frozen by a wave blast and then exploded by a super missile in under ten seconds. If that doesn't work, she'd lay a super bomb at his feet (which she herself is immune to).

Boba has a flamethrower, a custom blaster rifle, and a jetpack. Cool, but he's no match for Samus even midway through one of her games.

Gmork
oh and a SINGLE USELESS MISSILE on his back that he has to completely bend 90 degrees forward to fire

Sanest Man Alive
Samus Aran drove an entire species to extinction and blew up at least one planet. Boba managed to not fall for Han's "garbage float" escape and then got eaten by a sand sphincter.

...Goddammit, I hate these retarded "GAIZ WHO WOULD WIN BETWEEN *NERDGASM* AND *NERDGASM*!?" discussions and I'm still talking in one. THANKS ASSHOLE

Jericho
they have a reaction video to the complaints they got over this. they seriously thought that superman would win. unbelievable
Gmork
Superman eventually becomes god. Goku does not.

Pretty obvious who's got more potential. If they both meet at the midway point to the realizing of their full potential, it's obvious superman would be lightyears ahead of goku by then.

Cena_mark
I've always hated Superman for his Cena-esque booking.
Jet Bin Fever
5 for stupidity, 1 for everything else. I'll average it at 3.
Toenails
Pfft. Whatever. Battle Angel Alita, as she is now, would whup both of them.+
MacGyver Style Bomb
Her, no. Cyborg Space Buddha on the other hand...

Caminante Nocturno
Madoka could beat them all, but she wouldn't.

MacGyver Style Bomb
Normally when one says that they did the math and showed their work, it's often hyperbole.
infinite zest
wait.. so I don't know that much about either but I watched it anyway; wasn't there an arc where superman went into the sun and got melanoma? One of the reasons why I don't read comics was/is my frustration with the constant shifting of superpowers depending on the writers. Wolverine can be nuked down to a single atom and re-materialize into Regular Wolverine. Captain America dies from a single bullet somehow.. The archetypes are wonderful but I would like to think that Dr. Manhattan would beat them both :)
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