|memedumpster - 2013-05-19 |
Needs "baleen" tag.
It's actually cena.
ITS ACTUALLY ME HURF DURF WUHHHHHHH
Give it up, Cena, we all know you're Gmork.
|cognitivedissonance - 2013-05-19 |
Lippy smacky noises.
If you've never seen Seven Psychopaths, watch it, then pretend the audio from this video is Woody Harrelson's character's back story.
My whole life is dedicated to making audio mixers miserable.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-05-19 |
You do the crazy eyes pretty well baleen.
|chumbucket - 2013-05-19 |
|jangbones - 2013-05-19 |
I hate this guy, he's just trying to get into my next compilation video
|The Great Hippo - 2013-05-19 |
I bet you give the grumpiest, angriest of hugs. I bet it's like hugging a porcupine.
The Great Hippo
Also, is that seriously you? You're not fat. I mean, I can only see down to your shoulders, so maybe you suddenly explode into fatness beneath the camera? It doesn't look like you do. You're actually kind of handsome (in a Louis C.K. sort of way)!
This video's really dumb, but I'm adding two stars for reminding me of Louis C.K.
I am not in good shape. I need to lose 15-20 pounds.
For the sake of the internet, I am fat.
And I'm not "kind of handsome," I'm exceptionally attractive. Jesus.
By Internet standards, you are anorexic. Internet trolls would have the USDA FAS parachuting food aid packages to your doorstep daily (if they continued listening to my suggestions beyond the "bomb Kazakhstan with Boston cream pies" suggestion).
The Great Hippo
I dunno, people on the internet have bizarre ideas re: obesity. 15-20 pounds overweight? 'WHOA SLOW DOWN THERE JABBA'.
For reference, I am a 600 pound invalid who lives in his parents' basement, where I am regularly hosed down in a kiddy pool. Because of my skin condition, I can only be cleaned using the salty tears of internet trolls. The only tiny flicker of joy I find in this pathetic sham I call 'life' are watching poetv videos - and reading the comments.
EvilHomer: I don't actually like MLP. No hate on those who do. Just more of an Adventure Time kind of guy.
Also, seriously: I do love you guys.
We love too, Hippo. Please stay, and continue doing what you're doing.
(p.s. I never really got into Adventure Time, but it seems alright for a kid's show, and no hate on you either)
|StanleyPain - 2013-05-19 |
who's THIS asshat?
You've read The Asshat Asslegends of Alfred H. Asshat too?
|The Mothership - 2013-05-19 |
wait, so you have a dog and a bunny now?
|BillLumbergh - 2013-05-19 |
Not terribly funny baleen. You could do better
or what the fuck do i know three stars fuck you
|Xenocide - 2013-05-19 |
Baleen, I just spoke to that monkey who ate the uncooked noodle, and he'd like to offer you a job. How much feces can you lift in one hour?
Not enough. It's never enough.
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