These fuckin' guys.
In Russia the answer would be: "not close enough!"
CAN WE GET A CELLPHONE PORTRAIT MODE TAG?!
You know how shitty it looks on gmorks 74" wide-aspect television?
You'd be pissed too.
my monitor for my computer is 32 inches and my tv is 60 inches. dont be hatin'
Gmork, you must feed everything you see. You sure as hell love feeding trolls.
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If you cannot completely block out the hazmat incident with the thumb of your outstretched hand, you are too close
Something exactly like this happened out where I live, only it was at night so I thought WW3 had started. After not going all Sarah Connor on the fence, I realized it was some kind of accident and ran out to see if I could help. On the way, I tripped and fell after calling 911, when it suddenly dawned on me that the fire was actually miles away. And that's why fuck train wrecks.
the loudest noise I ever heard in my entire life was a lightning strike right outside my open window, so I immediately ran outside...then thought "what the fuck am I going to do out here?"
Once I sat outside in my backyard during a thunderstorm thinking it would be awesome to watch. And it sort of was until lightning hit so close that all my hair stood up and the sky around me glowed a weird green color for about 10 seconds after the lightning hit and I couldn't hear for about 20 minutes.
But still, good times.
In capitalist America, everything explodes.
Seriously America, stop exploding for one month.
Stars for the Balteemoore accents of "owwee noeew!" Oh and for putting the Boom tag next to Baltimore.
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