EvilHomer www.avatarenergymaster.com/
And YES, they do offer a three-level course on how to harness these powers for yourself! Only a month! With another one time fee of 0 if you want to get your Avatar Energy-bending Master Teacher Certification.
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exy At which stage do I learn to hum from my pineal gland?
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Oscar Wildcat      That's nothing. I can make my piss stream spell out my name.
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Redford      Comments held for approval of course.
Otherwise there would be a hell of a lot of people pointing out they can do much the same thing by dipping their fingertips into the water and then covertly dipping them slightly deeper whenever you breathe out.
I mean seriously that's all he's doing. Let me know when you can manipulate a small amount of water into a pressure laser that can cut metal, let me know.
Because that's something that was done towards the beginning of the show's run.
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memedumpster      Any competent porn star can do these things. Fingering, humming, bad acting, there's nothing original here.
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exy      The Aeropostale shirt is a nice touch, I think.
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Oscar Wildcat Nothing inspires confidence quite like a good neck tattoo.
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millerman13      This is the saddest thing I've seen all week.
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EvilHomer This guy also makes holes in clouds. Video is in the hopper, and yes, he charges for lessons on cloudbursting, too.
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SteamPoweredKleenex Jeezus.
Do you think they trolled YouTube for mental defectives to see what the level of gullibility was in the crowd and then tailored their "training" appropriately? Market research is one thing, but dayum...
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Jet Bin Fever      HAHAHAHAHA! When he started making motorboat sounds I fell out of my seat. HOLY SHIT this video. Favorited to share with as many as I can.
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SteamPoweredKleenex What happens if I use my water-bending powers on homeopathic cures? Do I create immortality serum or something?
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Cena_mark      How do I know I'm a water bender. According the the show not everyone can bend and how do I know what element I can bend. I live in Alaska so I think I might be a waterbender and thus could benefit from this course.
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CuteLucca      So uhhh even if this WAS real and he really COULD 'bend water' his big skill is making it mildly vibrate? WOWEE magic is REAL (and completely useless)
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