And YES, they do offer a three-level course on how to harness these powers for yourself! Only $30 a month! With another one time fee of $300 if you want to get your Avatar Energy-bending Master Teacher Certification.
At which stage do I learn to hum from my pineal gland?
|Oscar Wildcat |
That's nothing. I can make my piss stream spell out my name.
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Otherwise there would be a hell of a lot of people pointing out they can do much the same thing by dipping their fingertips into the water and then covertly dipping them slightly deeper whenever you breathe out.
I mean seriously that's all he's doing. Let me know when you can manipulate a small amount of water into a pressure laser that can cut metal, let me know.
Because that's something that was done towards the beginning of the show's run.
Any competent porn star can do these things. Fingering, humming, bad acting, there's nothing original here.
The Aeropostale shirt is a nice touch, I think.
Nothing inspires confidence quite like a good neck tattoo.
This is the saddest thing I've seen all week.
This guy also makes holes in clouds. Video is in the hopper, and yes, he charges for lessons on cloudbursting, too.
Do you think they trolled YouTube for mental defectives to see what the level of gullibility was in the crowd and then tailored their "training" appropriately? Market research is one thing, but dayum...
|Jet Bin Fever |
HAHAHAHAHA! When he started making motorboat sounds I fell out of my seat. HOLY SHIT this video. Favorited to share with as many as I can.
What happens if I use my water-bending powers on homeopathic cures? Do I create immortality serum or something?
How do I know I'm a water bender. According the the show not everyone can bend and how do I know what element I can bend. I live in Alaska so I think I might be a waterbender and thus could benefit from this course.
So uhhh even if this WAS real and he really COULD 'bend water' his big skill is making it mildly vibrate? WOWEE magic is REAL (and completely useless)
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