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Desc:How to waterbend like the characters from Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Category:Educational, Science & Technology
Tags:chi, avatar, waterbending, Avatar Energy Mastery Institute, sounds legit
Submitted:EvilHomer
Date:05/29/13
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EvilHomer
www.avatarenergymaster.com/

And YES, they do offer a three-level course on how to harness these powers for yourself! Only $30 a month! With another one time fee of $300 if you want to get your Avatar Energy-bending Master Teacher Certification.
exy
At which stage do I learn to hum from my pineal gland?

Oscar Wildcat
That's nothing. I can make my piss stream spell out my name.
Redford
Comments held for approval of course.

Otherwise there would be a hell of a lot of people pointing out they can do much the same thing by dipping their fingertips into the water and then covertly dipping them slightly deeper whenever you breathe out.

I mean seriously that's all he's doing. Let me know when you can manipulate a small amount of water into a pressure laser that can cut metal, let me know.

Because that's something that was done towards the beginning of the show's run.
Nikon
The hydrocutter would be a nice power to have.

SolRo
But think of all the cool things you could do with the ability to make water ripples.

And tell me what those cool things are because I have no fucking clue.

memedumpster
Any competent porn star can do these things. Fingering, humming, bad acting, there's nothing original here.
exy
The Aeropostale shirt is a nice touch, I think.
Oscar Wildcat
Nothing inspires confidence quite like a good neck tattoo.

millerman13
This is the saddest thing I've seen all week.
SteamPoweredKleenex
It's the most evil, since he charges money to "train" you for this crap.

Now for sad, you should look at the guy making "hoooooles" in the "cleewwwds":

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=108218

EvilHomer
This guy also makes holes in clouds. Video is in the hopper, and yes, he charges for lessons on cloudbursting, too.

SteamPoweredKleenex
Jeezus.

Do you think they trolled YouTube for mental defectives to see what the level of gullibility was in the crowd and then tailored their "training" appropriately? Market research is one thing, but dayum...

millerman13
SPK, I stand corrected.

Paracelsus
Finding people willing to believe anything to bargain themselves out of their choices and circumstances has never been tough.

Jet Bin Fever
HAHAHAHAHA! When he started making motorboat sounds I fell out of my seat. HOLY SHIT this video. Favorited to share with as many as I can.
SteamPoweredKleenex
What happens if I use my water-bending powers on homeopathic cures? Do I create immortality serum or something?
Cena_mark
How do I know I'm a water bender. According the the show not everyone can bend and how do I know what element I can bend. I live in Alaska so I think I might be a waterbender and thus could benefit from this course.
Paracelsus
Snowbender

CuteLucca
So uhhh even if this WAS real and he really COULD 'bend water' his big skill is making it mildly vibrate? WOWEE magic is REAL (and completely useless)
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