|Jet Bin Fever |
I'm glad I resisted long enough to see the end.
I'm pretty sure this is a dupe but I can't find the original.
Dupe is here, but the video's gone now:
This has been posted about three times in the last two months, poetv's force field for dupes is essentially not existent.
|Hugo Gorilla |
Uh oh, smashed a lady's nose in. Better check to... CHI SPASM!
|Adham Nu'man |
This was fucking brilliant. I am so happy these people exist.
So is this what it looks like when Goku and Vegeta fight?
This is what happens in the frames they don't have to time to animate.
|Centennial Ostrich |
This reminds me of the old video of the "chi jedi asshole" who accepts the challenge from the MMA guy and ends up dazed, bloody, and being tended to by his students who were looking absolutely bewildered and crushed that their master wasn't magic after all.
I trained for a while under a Tai Chi fundamentalist and though I have no idea how he'd do in a straight-up fight he still always deflected the mystical chi talk with the joke "I find the best way to send my chi into the opponent is through a well-aimed fist".
I knew a guy in high school named Billy who reeked of trash and shit. I mean that. That's as accurate as I can get. Like you walked into a truck stop bathroom in you fresh ass JNCO jeans and the moronically baggy legs dragged on the ground, rubbing in the dog shit on the soles of your Doc Martins. He always had some crazy stories. He was poor and liked anime, MTG and Yu Gi Oh. He was also a Wiccan and a thief. Anyway he was into this new age hippy bullshit as long as it was some how applicable to anime. He also wrote some really embarrassing love notes and sent it to this girl who can best be described as looking like a critter from Critters and got bit by a dog and claimed he now lusted for blood. That happened when he was 24.
The point I'm trying to get to is that he tried this bullshit. He said he focused his energy and made a small ball of energy and blew up a mountain. And that he could fly. He used to try this shit all the time.
That's not all that interesting to most of you people but this rabbit hole goes deeper than I have time for. But he DID smell TERRIBLE. Everything he owned did. I played MTG with him a few times and he ended up stealing some cards from me that I noticed next period. I confronted him after class and he just gave in acting like it was a joke. He gave them back but they smelled so bad I just threw them away. Even in the sleeves. He also worked at the local movie theater and hung out there even when he wasnt working because he smelled so bad and had no friends. I took my mother to see Shoot Em' Up for mother's day one year. The theater was empty but smelled like hot trash. I looked around and notice nobody else but Billy sitting alone in an empty theater in the front row at the last seat to the left just watching a movie and smelling like shit.
we was probably just coating everything with his ass grease so it was marked correctly
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