fixed!

I liked it better as Stevez.

Well, Antonio Banderas because Robert Rodriguez. Jessica and MRod were in the first one, Carlos Estevez is obviously the Lindsey Lohan replacement, Amber Heard because she's really really hot, Lady Gaga because she'll draw in a huge crowd, and Mel Gibson just in case Estevez fails to deliver.

The rest of them, I don't know.

Thanks for clearing that up. You're always there for me.

I marked for Mel Gibson. Something cracks me up about him being in a film made to piss off racists.

Oh, my answer was "money." I like yours better though.

Because it's there!

Why the ass?
Why ten teimes?

It's not like he has many movie options these days.

He's saving up the money to make Berserker, his Viking movie colossal, which will be his great comeback.

Or more likely, he's just throwing all the money up his nose.

I reckon that was supposed to be a punctuation mark.

Except Rodriguez actually makes fanboy wankfests. When Q-ball wants to do a fanboy wankfest, he doesn't just do a fanboy wankfest, he has to pile layer after layer of smug postmodernism on top of it. This is so you know that, while he's clearly aware of all the lowbrow materials he's referencing, he's still a super clever artsy-fartsy director, and totally not the kind of dirt-sucking neanderthal who'd make a cool, fun movie just for the sake of making a cool, fun movie.

yet he keeps making cool, fun movies.

go back to your pony diatribes.