This thing is going to be kidnapped and raped by bronies
|Kid Fenris |
Keep absolutely still. Her vision is based on movement.
It kind of reminds me of an anti-social parrot a friend of mine had. It's frozen expression could mean "I want to cuddle" or "I'm coming to tear out your eyes."
The cloth crinkling up also reminds me of the CGI pony-french-kissing vids we've seen, so that's stars right there.
Why do they hate it? It doesn't have wings
I was wondering the same thing. I mean, *I'd* hate the costume because it's Twilight Sparkle and not not one of the good ponies, but that can't be why *they* hate it. If the yearly Brony Census is any indication, Twilight is like a god to those fucking people.
I will say that the costume's not totally show-accurate. I can tell at a glance that she isn't the real Twilight Sparkle. Twilight Costume's too tall, too fat, and, like virtually all of the official merchandise licensed by Hasbro, her facial proportions are off. Just to be certain, I took some cranial measurements, and sure enough, the results were unsurprising: Twilight Sparkle's eye size maximum height as a percentage of head length (base of nose to tip of rear ear) is roughly 47.148% (+/- 2%; I didn't want to risk scuffing up my monitor by using good quality calipers on it). Twilight Costume's eye size maximum height as a percentage of head length (base of nose to tip of rear ear), however, is only about 40.062%. It is a significant change.
Still, that's not a very good reason to hate on the costume! I'm guessing this is just another case of brony nerds being too anal and overly-attentive to detail. Get a life, bronies!
Lack of visible pony labia hasn't stopped them before.
"Where's the stitched-on fuckhole?" one indignant Brony cried, just before violently coughing up a moist clump of Cheetos dust.
As you can tell from his expression, Twilight's bodyguard has the worst job in the world.
It doesn't help that she insists on calling him Spike.
|Jet Bin Fever |
I'd hit it.
I really dislike MLP: FiM and the brony fandom. Much like Spongebob Squarepants another mediocre cartoon becomes a runaway hit because apparently other adult animation fans are immature. This is why we can't have The Tick, Fritz the Cat, Freakazoid, Duckman and HEY GUYS NEW VENTURE BROTHERS START TONIGHT AND IT FEATURES SEXY HUMAN CARTOONS YOU COULD ACTUALLY FUCK AT A CON
But...I like all those cartoons. Lots of people like all those cartoons. I didn't know it was a mutually exclusive thing! Am I going to jail?
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