Doesn't the fact that it's Dominos make this an act of domestic terrorism?
-1 for viralness.
About 4 years ago I had a commute that started at the Roxbury Crossing subway stop in Boston, which has a Domino's in the actual stop. One morning they had a guy giving out free samples of Dominos steak and eggs breakfast sandwiches and, you know, free food and everything so I took one. I literally had to spit the first bite out onto the tracks, it was quite possibly the grossest food I've ever tasted, no exaggeration. And I had andouilette once.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Of course, there's no mention of how many innocent children had the wrong pizzas delivered to them by this thing.
All joking aside, I bet the Domino's drone program is operated much more professionally than the US military's drone program.
So, Japan gets Hatsune Miku pizza boxes and we get drones WHAT THE FUCK?
Call Dominoes. Call friends who have black outfits and masks. You get pizza. They get free drone.
Finally children in Waziristan can get pizza.
|Spaceman Africa |
Oddly enough this is Dominos UK
"Sorry, sir, your pizza was attacked by eagles, and then conservatives, on the way."
If you don't tip, it blows up your car.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Its all fun and games until a small child runs up to the Domicopter before its blades stop spinning and gets its face sliced open.
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