|glasseye - 2013-06-05 |
|Caminante Nocturno - 2013-06-05 |
Anybody even remotely familiar with parrots wouldn't find that ending surprising at all.
The little bastards.
|Seven Arts/H8 Red - 2013-06-05 |
That bird needs to throw hammers, and ride on a skateboard.
|Comeuppance - 2013-06-05 |
I've worked in a pet store for almost four years now. There's a common notion about cat people being crazy, but those people have clearly never met someone who owns a large bird. They're all goddamned insane, smelly, obsessive people. After a couple minutes talking to one, you will long for stories about how silly and mischievous someone's cats are.
And don't even get me started on people with pet monkeys. Jesus christ those people are unsettling.
(Also, I'm pretty sure that's a lovebird - not a parakeet.)
Yeah, that's a lovebird. I hate those fuckers.
I used to have a job and a girlfriend a few blocks apart with a pet shop between them that was OWNED by parrot people. It was the most smelly, dysfunctional pet shop full of neurotic animals I've ever experienced, and it was no coincidence. At least half of the parrots in the parrot room that took up 1/3 of the shop weren't even for sale.
A friend of mine in high school had a parrot and she also had some severe trauma relating to the death of a family member and an unusual childhood in general, but she was pretty much OK. The parrot was a complete asshole though, and was sexually attracted to her head. More than once I saw hom perform a mating dance on her shoulder and/or jump on her head and try to mount it, and he was violently protective of it and would attak anyone else who got to close. She wasn't any more into it than anyone else but what cna you do?
|Old_Zircon - 2013-06-06 |
5 stars for a parakeet video that doesn't star a budgie.
|Riskbreaker - 2013-06-06 |
Can't stop the dancing bird.
|CuteLucca - 2013-06-06 |
Boy howdy I'm ready for eighty years of screeching and biting!
|BHWW - 2013-06-06 |
maniac maniiiiiiac maniac on the flooooooooor
|Callamon - 2013-06-06 |
Fuck your face!
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