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Desc:You know what? If this guy can actually get these nerds to exercise, power to him!
Category:Video Games, Educational
Tags:Sonic, exercise, mlp, rainbow dash, trickery
Submitted:RocketBlender
Date:06/06/13
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Comment count is 43
EvilHomer - 2013-06-06
I am seriously not liking these Sonic / Rainbow Dash pairings. I don't know if you guys are aware of this, but Sonicdash is a very popular crossover.

This guy seems pretty cool, and yeah, nerd PT is both a great idea and something Rainbow Dash makes the perfect poster pony for. I know when I'm at the gym or jogging on the beach, I like to visualize Rainbow Dash there exercising with me, too. The zombie apocalypse thing is also an excellent motivator, and one I've tried (without success) to get my nerd buddies to come training for a Warrior Dash/ Tough Mudder team. It's never occured to me to combine the two, but from now on, I think I'll be exercising for the purpose of readying myself for an Equestrian zombie apocalypse. I can't expect Rainbow to carry my lazy ass to AJ's fortified compound, not when Zombie Spitfire is on our tail! (she's fast, even with her wings all decaying and chewed up!)

But for frak's sake, Sonic is FOR NERDS. He's a cocky jerk, and his fans are all furries and creepy manchildren! So keep that lame autistic hedgehog away from my Dashie, dammit!
Nikon - 2013-06-06
For some reason I thought that said 'tough Mulder' and that you were going for the inevitable X-files crossover where Mulder and Scully find a portal that leads them to Equestria.

EvilHomer - 2013-06-06
There's a bunch of MLP/X-files crossovers already, none of them are very good.

The New Meat - 2013-06-06
I like how you never break character.

EvilHomer - 2013-06-06
I do, sometimes. Like when I'm at the gym, I don't bring my Rainbow Dash plushy out to spot for me. Instead, I act normal. This is because I know that seeing a guy in his late 20s lifting weights with a stuffed animal might make some other gym-goers uncomfortable, and because plushies aren't actually any good at spotting (trust me on this, I learned it the hard way).

So I leave her in my bag, guarding my boxers, and she doesn't come out until we're at the sushi place later.

RocketBlender - 2013-06-06
That last one was absolutely brilliant, EvilHomer, 5 Stars all around.

Furfags ruined Sonic for me. I don't mean that metaphorically, like I can't enjoy the games because of the fanbase. I mean sonic games used to be good back in the day, before Sega realized they could just release a mess of a game and it would still sell great as long as there were a few new characters for the fanbase to jack it to, and after they made that discovery, they stopped trying to make quality games altogether. Every Sonic game I've seen since the dreamcast is so overwhelmingly shitty it should have been the death of the series, but obviously they keep selling well enough to justify more half assed shit.

It's honestly really depressing to see companies I actually like go under because genuinely good games just never really caught on, while Sonic Team just keeps shitting out horrible games and chugging along just fine.

memedumpster - 2013-06-07
There is a bright side, at least the manufacturers and creators of Sonic didn't just up and surprise everyone one day by creating all of this themselves, and insisting we all take mercury vaccinations, become autistic, and fuck pillows.

It's not like having once been a Metallica fan.

themilkshark - 2013-06-06
This MLP shit is so bad

I'm done coming to POEtv aka Bronyland
EvilHomer - 2013-06-06
Please don't leave, themilkshark! You're a good friend and I'm sure there's still fun things for you to do here.

Just out of curiosity, what do you find objectionable about this video, specifically? Bronies frustrate me, too, but this guy is fit and confident and wants to help other people get fit and confident as well. That's not "bad", unless you mean "bad" as in "good".

Jet Bin Fever - 2013-06-06
There are still a lot of us here that have 0 interest in anything related to it. Sadly, there are enough that care about that shit that it regularly makes it out of the hopper.

EvilHomer - 2013-06-06
Shit. Trunctuated my comment. Was supposed to say (Babs Seed reference), you know, the whole "bad means good" routine the CMC do after Babs does her face turn.

You do strike me as a CMC fan, themilkshark.

Change - 2013-06-06
Jesus christ, that was more Plinko than Plinko ever was.

Old_Zircon - 2013-06-06
I still don't understand how it's making it out of the hopper. IT MUST BE A BO-NE.WS PLOT.

EvilHomer - 2013-06-06
I think BoNews is trying to keep the ponies down, to be honest. Those clowns never did learn the meaning of friendship.

RocketBlender - 2013-06-06
Really now, a "I'm quitting this site!" rant? I thought I logged into POE, not the WOW forums.

I'm still kind of on the fence about MLP (that poor dragon...), but I really don't get why the hate towards it is so... vocal. You never saw any of the Tim and Eric or Bevis and Butthead haters declaring they were done with Poe. MLP is neither good, bad, and certainly not offensive enough to justify that kind of hatred.

Adham Nu'man - 2013-06-06
If you leave then the terrorists have won.

Cena_mark - 2013-06-06
Tons of non-pony videos make it out of the hopper everyday. POETV is hardly "Bronyland." Go comment on the 95% non-pony videos and shut up you big baby. You guys are whinier than Rarity if forced to wear orange overalls with green sandals.
Cena_mark - 2013-06-06
Meant as a reply to theMilkbaby and Jet Bin Whiny.
Sheet. I vote on videos that I have no interest in all the time. I just like to see people discuss matters.

M-DEEM - 2013-06-06
Anything MLP is stupid shit that diminishes the quality of this otherwise enjoyable site anytime it lurches it's ugly ass out of the hopper.

MLP is thumbs down one star all day.

Cena_mark - 2013-06-06
You parasprite. You don't have to watch, rate, or comment on the MLP stuff so what's the beef? It diminishes nothing, it adds to the quality of this site and has made me a better person.

Old_Zircon - 2013-06-06
There are some good Brony videos. Remember that video of the horrible auction after that horribly Brony convention imploded? That was pretty good.

EvilHomer - 2013-06-06
Yeah, M-dweeb, listen to Cena. I may not always agree with his methods (he's real assertive, like Iron Will, I'm more tolerant, like Fluttershy. Sort of a Good Clop / Bad Clop thing) but his message is spot on.

I value everybody's feelings, and just because you don't like ponies, that doesn't mean you're a bad person or that we can't be friends. If anybody is bullying you because you don't watch MLP, you tell Uncle Homie and I'll sort them out. But there are a lot of people here who DO like ponies, and even more who like LAUGHING at people who like ponies (remember what this site is about). Tolerance is a two way street, mister.

Your ponyphobia is your own problem - I'm guessing it stems from your own deeply repressed pony-curiosity - and while you're free to laugh at us, and even one star us if that makes you feel happy, please consider everyone else's feelings and don't kill poe-worthy videos in the hopper just because there's one or two mentions of Rainbow Dash.

EvilHomer - 2013-06-06
OZ - exactly. There's a lot of pony videos which only a brony could enjoy, and I don't think people should be posting those here.

But there are also a lot of pony videos which are weird / sad / fascinating enough to be poe-worthy. "Guy Becomes a Personal Trainer because of Sonic the Hedgehog" is totally poe-worthy. Hating on it JUST BECAUSE ponies is sad and pathetic, and coming from a guy as sad and pathetic as me, you know it's pretty bad.

M-DEEM - 2013-06-06
You guys sure are passionate about this stuff so I've given it a little more thought and....nope, still shit.

I don't care about you. To be clear, I don't care about or hate the pony show. Never seen it. I find everything I've seen (including the above!) about it's adult fans gross and off-putting. The whole manufactured brony oppression thing is a real bummer.

EvilHomer - 2013-06-06
That's fine. You don't have to like us. All we ask is that you guys tolerate our right to get videos out of the hopper.

And of course you've never seen the show. We've all been you, we've all been parasprites, except maybe for Caminante cuz come on. Ponyphobia thrives on fear and ignorance, and had you ever watched the show, you'd know why people enjoy it.

Ironically enough, the more you think about it, the more energy you expend hating ponies, the more you're gonna get curious. That's what happened to me. At the rate you're going, I give you three months, six tops, before you pop your pony cherry.

Jim Quin - 2013-06-06
"has made me a better person" no you are actually still Cena_mark

Cena_mark - 2013-06-06
Homer is right. I used to be the most pony-phobic person here. It did lead to curiosity, which led to viewing, which led to me being a fan. Stop fighting yourself M-DEEM Abdul Jabbar.

M-DEEM - 2013-06-06
That's fine. Or maybe you're just desperate to be liked by the other entirely too prolific posters here. One more time for clarity:

MLP related videos and their proponents shit this site up like a diarrhea supernova.

Bronys are bogus

Caminante Nocturno - 2013-06-07
It's all your fault, M-DEEM.

Xenocide - 2013-06-06
Rainbow Dash was born with wings. Sonic can smash a computer to get magic shoes to make him fast.

If you lack either of these traits, then there is no hope for you to be fast like them. Get back on the couch and have another hot pocket.
Cena_mark - 2013-06-06
You're just threatened by the thought of tough athletic nerds. I'm on a Popeye diet and training program. Believe me, I'll be strong to the finish as well.

Riskbreaker - 2013-06-06
The whole "meme" around MLP is fucking stupid. I know most of you here are just playing pretend so i don't take seriously your MLP rants. Neverless, there can be a more healthy variation of videos. Just saying.
Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2013-06-06
I've never seen MLP and have no interest in it but the anti-pony sentiment here is hilarious!
Reminds me of closet homos denouncing same.
M-DEEM - 2013-06-06
Gay people have good cause to feel oppressed. Bronys do not.

This is a website that harbors cretins that will provide you with endless opinions on what season The Simpsons started sucking, and then this gets 3 comments and 5 ratings:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=120254

You don't deserve better!

EvilHomer - 2013-06-06
Purple Cat's not talking about gays or bronies, though. You're quite right in saying that bronies aren't "oppressed", at least not to the same degree as queers.

Rather, it's about the homophobes, and how you pony haters are exhibiting the exact same kind of silly, overblown behavior. You're like Ted Haggard! I mean, who are you trying to convince here?

EvilHomer - 2013-06-06
It's OK, though. I'm not judging you. I'll save you some leather chaps with cutie marks on them for when you decide to start being honest.

M-DEEM - 2013-06-06
Ok good stuff I'm glad the guys called Mr. Purple Cat Esquire and EvilHomer the Brony are not judging me and oh so slyly implying I'm gay and a brony. great got it top notch 10-4.

EvilHomer - 2013-06-06
It's not your fault.

No, really.

It's not your fault.

M-DEEM - 2013-06-06
What does that mean?

No, really.

What does that mean?
EvilHomer - 2013-06-06
It's not your fault.

Caminante Nocturno - 2013-06-06
Actually, the fact that you failed to properly hit the 'reply' button is your fault, and you should feel like a complete ass for it.

M-DEEM - 2013-06-06
But it's not my fault.

Caminante Nocturno - 2013-06-06
My exercise regiment is more in keeping with the attitudes and values of the Apple family, and I'm almost 90% certain that nobody in the Apple family would even dream of eating a chili dog.

The Flim Flam brothers, on the other hand, would probably eat one without any hesitation, so even all of the shiftless anti-bronies on this site have someone to look up to in the show.
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