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Desc:'Dip Towers' are serious business, and our old friend outlawdipper is on point
Category:Arts, Science & Technology
Tags:dip, the south, tobacco, outlawdipper, stars n bars
Submitted:The Mothership
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Ah yes, i was missing these dip videos. This fad is just fucking crazy from any angle you look at it.
Jeff Gordon fan not a real southerner 1 star.
Is it some sort of requirement to have a Confederate flag on your wall when doing these videos?
All it's missing is faded pages from old porn magazines, and model cars.

Jet Bin Fever
A confederate flag is a requirement for any male's bedroom in the South. You should also have at least one picture of Robert E. Lee in your household.

I just noticed the DX Flag. I got two words for you DIP IT!

clearly a smokeless tobacco triangle, not pyramid
I know some jerks out there are betting on him getting cancer. I wouldn't wish that on anybody. I'm just finding it sad that this man has built this insane monument to his own destruction.
Stars are for Skoal Thugs-n-Harmony, or whatever the hell that was. Sublime.
The Mothership
Oh I know, we have to find out what that is.

Oscar Wildcat
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of Skoal
Stand in the desart. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is OutlawDipper, king of rednecks:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Billy the Poet
This guy is more articulate than you would expect. It's a shame he's going to end up looking like a lollipop.
I am very conflicted about how sexy I find this guy to be.

I'm beginning to think "southern" is a necessary part of my type.
The Mothership
Oh Blue, really? I understand that you're into some kinky shit, but darling....ewww.....

Kissing him would be the worst thing, though.

Blue thinks he can change outlawdipper, fix him up and put him on the right path, but no one changes outlawdipper, baby. No one.

He does have a kind of shirtless Sons of Anarchy appeal, I guess.

Rodents of Unusual Size
He has a pretty sexy voice, actually. Southern voices are a huge plus with me as well.

His hair, though, could star in its own horror movie.

Blue, there is nothing wrong with having a white trash fetish, it's the only thing that gets me laid, BUT, for the love of Davy Crockett's taint, pick someone who has at least lost their baby fat and doesn't gargle vomitous slime. They do exist, check your local porn site categories for details.

If you can find someone who will still love you after they discover a long forgotten, bloated Gatorade bottle filled with months old room temperature chaw separated into three distinct strata of solids, spit, and mold in your home, then my friends you have found your soul mate.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I don't know why dipping grosses me out so much more than the act of smoking, seeing as how it doesn't affect me at all due to the lack of smoke. There's just something so visceral and nauseating about it.

I think it has to do with that Bill Cosby story where he tells his wife about how he tried it as a kid, swallowed it, and vomited for hours. That image just always stuck in my head of Bill Cosby uncontrollably vomiting chaw flavored barf to the point where I could taste it. That is how vivid my imagination is.

Also that is why I will never get mouth cancer. Thanks, Bill Cosby!
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