So many questions.
This thing is actually attached to a pretty cute girl. I don't know what to think now.
All the good one are either taken, lesbians, crazy or have strange deformities.
Sanest Man Alive
What a coincidence, my hand's doing the same thing right now!
...in my pants.
has weird fingers, wouldn't bang. something something handjob something something massive boost of confidence.
One of the interesting things about the collision of the internet and the art world is that recorded performance pieces have become literally indistinguishable from fetish videos.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Also watch the "slapping" video in the relateds.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
"Ever go to shake a guy's hand, and you realize, he doesn't have a complete hand? You can't just go AAAAAAAHHHHH!"
One time at a video store where I worked in college I was so absorbed with trying to tactfully figure out wether one of the customers was transitioning or just in drag that I completely missed that s/he had no arms and was waiting for me to put the movies in his/her satchel. Awkward city.
I used to go to church with a guy who was missing his right hand. I just shook his left hand with my left hand, but a lot of people didn't quite know how to handle it. He was a farmer, but I don't know how he lost his hand, so I don't know if it was a farming accident or what. He didn't wear his hook to church, but when he did wear it, he could do pretty much whatever he wanted with it. After you've known someone for a while, you just stop noticing stuff like that.
|Binro the Heretic |
Work your fingers to the bone and what do you get?
|Adham Nu'man |
Is she still doing the hand thing? I heard she was doing the hand thing today... God what is that?!?
This is way better without any context.
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