Scrimmjob - 2013-06-14 you think you have the upper hand on a waterfowl, and then you remember the fucker can fly.
pyslexic dharmacist - 2013-06-14 Canada geese are the frat-boy douchebags of the phylum, they're all like wings-out "COME AT ME, BRO," until you get close without showing fear and then they run away like pussies.
Spike Jonez - 2013-06-14 My grammy showed me how to kill a goose. You just walk up, grab it by the neck and swing it in a circle. I am so tempted to do this when Canadian geese forget what animal eats the most poultry.
Nikon - 2013-06-14 That'd be useful to know if Goose Howard ever was unlocked.