Life repair seminar. Holy crap. This is really really weird.

From the Louis Farrakhan wiki...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Farrakhan#Dianetics

On May 8, 2010, Farrakhan publically announced his embracment of Dianetics and has actively encouraged Nation of Islam members to undergo auditing from the Church of Scientology.[27] Although he has stressed that he is not a Scientologist, but only a believer in Dianetics and the theories related to it, the Church honored Farrakhan previously during its 2006 Ebony Awakening awards ceremony (which he did not attend).[27][28]

Since the announcement in 2010, the Nation Of Islam has been hosting its own dianetics courses and its own graduation ceremonies. At the third such ceremony, which was held on Saviours Day 2013, it was announced that nearly 8500 members of the organisation had undergone dianetics auditing. The Organisation announced it had graduated 1055 auditors and had delivered 82424 hours of auditing. The graduation ceremony was certified by the Church of Scientology, and the Nation of Islam members received official certification. The ceremony was attended by Shane Woodruff, vice-president of the Church of Scientology�s Celebrity Centre International. He stated that "The unfolding story of the Nation of Islam and Dianetics is bold, It is determined and it is absolutely committed to restoring freedom and wiping hell from the face of this planet.� [29]

911 sent these folks into a tailspin from which they will never recover. All that remains is the big bang when they finally hit bottom.

...the fuck??

The soft serve swirl of crazy here is pretty astounding.

Also: am I just hearing things, or are those background pops actually rhythmic? If the former, I'll go ahead and make arrangements at the institution.