Aww, its no fun if we get to see Dr. Claw's face.

so awful it's worth watching as a cautionary tale.

watching that made me blind in one eye

Grown men thought this up. And were paid to do so.

Why do they even bother putting rings in these games, anymore?

And to think, this game sold really well.

CHAOS BLAST!!! RULES WILL BE BROKEN!!! NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST???

Jesus christ, this is what happens when game designers go emo

"SIDES WILL BE TAKEN!" ... wait, what?

And to think, this game somehow still sold incredibly well.

so when is kirby's journey into darkness coming out?

WTF does a bike chase, SF2 fireballs, and uzis have to do with collecting fucking rings?

FEAR OUR ANGSTY SPRITE RECOLOR

so bad it's good.
And to think, Sonic the Hedgehog was once the edgy, Xtreem, game mascot, counterpoint to Mario's cartoony happiness. Sorry Sonic, you're not edgy enuff NEmore.