duck&cover I guess you can't really articulate with a face-hugger attached.
sasazuka According to the guy who posted the video on Youtube, he listened to this channel for four years. The best speculation in the Youtube comments is that it's intentionally unintelligible, two or three loops of the same woman's voice playing simultaneously, broadcast by the Soviets for the sake of blocking a foreign broadcast on the same frequency.
Syd Midnight That's a plausible theory. Most radio-jamming signals I've heard aren't as harsh on the ears.
Paracelsus I have the disturbing feeling that what's behind the distortion is a string of shrill, terrible truths not meant for human ears.
SteamPoweredKleenex That's something missing from the conspiracy mongers these days: The "numbers" broadcasts of seemingly random integers, often in odd accents.
Oscar Wildcat This state is pretty mountainous and to achieve good coverage, the local PBS affiliate has about 10 small stations in different towns. When they read them all off for a station ID, it really sounds like an american version of a numbers stations.