|MongoMcMichael - 2013-07-08 |
Nice Harry Potter font, Guillermo.
World of Warcraft used that font first!
|GravidWithHate - 2013-07-08 |
I want that suit. I want that suit bad.
I think Perlman is the only white guy that can pull off dressing like a black guy.
|Pillager - 2013-07-08 |
Not only am I dying to see Pacific Rim, now I want RanXerox filmed.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-07-08 |
Marketing, marketing never changes.
|Gmork - 2013-07-08 |
just re-watched evangelion movies 1.0 and 2.0 and end of eva...
this is going to be pure shit!
HURF DURF WHAT TEAM ARE YOU ON TEAM JAEGER OR TEAM KAIJU
LETS HAVE A HOLOGRAPHIC ROBOT DANCE ON OUR PIZZA BOX
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Yes, because if we like one thing in popular culture we must hate all other things in popular culture.
You can be a fan of Scooby Doo OR Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
You can be a fan of Godzilla OR Frankenstein.
You can be a fan of Count Chocula OR the Moomins.
But God forbid the person that has more than one interest!
Myself, I think it's going to suck because it has two guys doing DDR to run a giant robot that ought to fall apart the second it punches something, brought in to fight monsters. This is done after fighter aircraft launched their ineffective missiles at the monsters and THEN dove in close enough so that the monsters could bat them out of the sky, because... actually, I can't think of a stupid enough reason for that to happen.
This looks as dumb as the Matthew Broderick version of Godzilla, but with a bigger budget. And I can't stand anime, so I don't give a fuck about whether or not its ripping off anything.
Way to make a gigantic logical fallacy on top of assuming I'm taking a position I never have. Classy!
The funny thing is you guys are probably dumb enough to think I'm some kind of Caminante just because of the mere mention of a Eva.
It's called using an analogy to put this shitty movie in perspective. Go and guzzle this tripe down, though. It's not my 12 dollars.
*an Eva movie
I think it's a testament to poeTV's intelligence that Gmork gets turned out on every stupid thing he says. I know a lot of people like him (loud, abrasive, moronic opinions about everything, hysterical), and people seem to think Gmorks are pretty smart people because they always have something to say about things, I guess. Gmork didn't last one post on poeTV.
|Screwtape - 2013-07-08 |
Real life Jaws.
|BHWW - 2013-07-08 |
"Sirs, why can't we just launch lots and lots of missiles at the giant monsters, I mean the giant robots seem rather impractical and cause plenty of collateral damage anyway and..."
"Why? Because SHUT UP! That's why!"
You go watch the 2 hour Lockheed martin/Raytheon commercial where jets fire missiles at a really big target from far away.
I'll watch the movie where giant robots kick ass.
Got your back!
This movie is called the Starfighters, there are many aerial refueling scenes.
I too will be seeing the giant robot grindfest. I hope there's record scratching and a lambada scene. If they reference Gamera, I will masturbate furiously in the theater.
Again with the false dichotomies!
You could have a giant robot vs. monsters movie that didn't have such stupidity as "let's go toe-to-toe with a melee opponent right away when long-range ordinance is available, and to top it off, we'll have the scrum in a densely populated area full of expensive infrastructure."
It's one of the reasons the most recent Superman film is being panned: How many 9/11 equivalents did Supes' fights with Zod cost? Couldn't he have thought to lure him a little farther away from all the big, easily destroyed buildings full of people?
because it's a giant monster vs giant robot movie, you fucking ponce!
also the story is that the monsters are sent to attack densely populated areas, so they probably wouldn't give two shits about the giant robot standing in a field 2 miles away shooting little missiles at it.
|Riskbreaker - 2013-07-08 |
Ok, so this got me pumped to see the movie.
|Stopheles - 2013-07-08 |
I get the feeling that if this movie sucks, it will at least use its tongue while it does so.
***** these are yours
|gambol - 2013-07-08 |
come on people
|candyheadrobot - 2013-07-09 |
Call me a sheeple, but I was already sold when I heard this was a Del Toro project. Zero doubts after I read this:
|Meatsack Jones - 2013-07-09 |
Giant robots without Bey at the helm. 'Nuff said.
|misterbuns - 2013-07-12 |
I would just like to say that I was totally wrong about this film.
It was incredible. I have so much to say about this movie, but I'm just going to settle for saying that it was incredible.
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