|The Mothership - 2013-07-17 |
I think the charmin bears are fucking creepy.
I laugh every time I see a Charmin bears ad, because it invariably reminds me of one of my favourite jokes:
A bear and a rabbit are both taking a crap in the forest. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have trouble with shit clinging to your fur?" The rabbit says he doesn't, so the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his ass with it.
I think there was even an ad that had an actual rabbit in it, which was at least three times as funny, but I might be imagining that.
|memedumpster - 2013-07-17 |
Don't go into the woods today, if you do, watch where you step.
|Mister Yuck - 2013-07-17 |
It's important that you wipe the poop off your butt with their paper, rather than use a competitor's.
|kingarthur - 2013-07-17 |
I didn't realize that Charmin were using bears as their mascot because of the "does a bear shit in the woods?" colloquialism until reading the tags.
|Monkey Napoleon - 2013-07-17 |
I don't find the bears particularly creepy (although lately the way they animate them has become bizarre), but what I do find creepy is the way they're wording things in their ads lately. I hadn't seen this one until now, but there's another one that plays on youtube sometimes where a mom states in an unsubtle and un-humorous way that she buys Charmin because it helps prevent skidmarks.
I don't see myself as a prude, and I always have time to laugh at potty humor, but for some reason it just bothers me how they word these things and they're not being ironic or silly at all.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-07-17 |
No thanks. Its Tycho Brahe time for me.
|baleen - 2013-07-17 |
My butthole is more important than everybody in India.
|Sanest Man Alive - 2013-07-17 |
I can't really enjoy Go because I never learned all the rules. How about Backgammon instead?
|cognitivedissonance - 2013-07-17 |
All commercials must now have a minimum whistle-ukelele-strum requirement, as per the United Nations Treaty On Cutesy Bullshit, section 14.
|yogarfield - 2013-07-17 |
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