|The Mothership |
I think the charmin bears are fucking creepy.
Don't go into the woods today, if you do, watch where you step.
|Mister Yuck |
It's important that you wipe the poop off your butt with their paper, rather than use a competitor's.
I didn't realize that Charmin were using bears as their mascot because of the "does a bear shit in the woods?" colloquialism until reading the tags.
|Monkey Napoleon |
I don't find the bears particularly creepy (although lately the way they animate them has become bizarre), but what I do find creepy is the way they're wording things in their ads lately. I hadn't seen this one until now, but there's another one that plays on youtube sometimes where a mom states in an unsubtle and un-humorous way that she buys Charmin because it helps prevent skidmarks.
I don't see myself as a prude, and I always have time to laugh at potty humor, but for some reason it just bothers me how they word these things and they're not being ironic or silly at all.
|Jet Bin Fever |
No thanks. Its Tycho Brahe time for me.
My butthole is more important than everybody in India.
|Sanest Man Alive |
I can't really enjoy Go because I never learned all the rules. How about Backgammon instead?
All commercials must now have a minimum whistle-ukelele-strum requirement, as per the United Nations Treaty On Cutesy Bullshit, section 14.
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