Basically is like the pig pizza show in Invader Zim

Xuxa?

All it told me to do was kill my parents.

Thus proving that marketing analysis can't always predict what will be pop -- no, wait. This was in the 1980s, so it's actually a marketing Frankenstein: Cabbage Patch Dolls + Miss Piggy + Gary Coleman + Alf (it's allegedly supposed to be an alien).

Five stars just for the preload thumbnail.

tiny fuppets