Now why wasn't this stuff in Fallout 3? It'd make more sense that this stuff outlasted the bombs dropping than snack cakes.

It would also have been cool to find in the museums.

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH STAGECOACH FOOD?


-1 for not taking a bite

This stuff bounces.

It doesn't give any morale bonuses, but it lasts a long time.

An unappetizing cracker from the Civil War.

You're supposed to soak it or fry it, you can't eat it any other way. You can make this stuff fresh today and it would still have the consistency of a paving stone

Toothbreakers

So that thing probably was just in a drawer until the 50s, or may be even as late as the 70s, who knows, until it was put into a plastic bag. Wow.