|Mister Yuck - 2013-07-18 |
My home town! Never heard of this guy or his church though. Is this part of the Left Behind franchise?
|THA SUGAH RAIN - 2013-07-18 |
Fuck this guy. Unborn children still carry original sin and without baptism will serve in purgatory for at least half an eternity with all the other sinners like masturbators and profanity users.
What's half of an eternity? Isn't that still eternity? Is that what Catholics actually believe about purgatory?
half of eternity is 3/8ths of infinity, or 42 kilograms.
Not to be too pedantic, but this flavor of Christianity does not believe in purgatory.
THA SUGAH RAIN
fulakarp, you ignorant slut. There is but one true definition of Christianity and it includes the books of Tobit, Judith, parts of Esther, 1 and 2 Maccabees, Wisdom, Sirach, Baruch, and the parts of Daniel hell-bound Presbyterians were taught by the devil to not accept. It is impossible for Christianity to have multiple interpretations because it was all laid out by the infallible son of god and his perfect plan.
Purgatory is what I do before a colonoscopy, and it does help with stopping my masturbating.
^ Yes I happen to have pentecostal friends, they think catholics are fuckin nuts if not evil. Of course I also discovered that there are other pentecostal churches and they think the same thing about each other too.
@ CenaMark & Boner: I've been to evangelical fundamentalists churches where the official position is that the Catholic church is a cult.
Also, even they argue among themselves over pre-tribulation vs. mid-tribulation vs. post-tribulation rapture, so this video does not necessarily represent the views of all fundies.
|SolRo - 2013-07-18 |
In case of rapture why would I give a fuck about your tape, unless it tells me where to find a cache of weapons, ammo, food and gasoline.
|Innocent Bystander - 2013-07-18 |
See, this is why we need to stop hiring Christian police officers and firefighters. We're up cack-alley if one day they just up 'n' disappear on us!
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-07-18 |
There was another one of these up here a while ago (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=99406) where the preacher was completely condemnatory and an asshole. So, this is a nice change of tone at least.
|The God of Biscuits - 2013-07-18 |
*This is what Christians actually believe
And moreover they think all it's coming in their lifetimes
So of course there's no point in taking care of the environment.
|memedumpster - 2013-07-18 |
It's not good enough that Christians get to sit on God's left nut and watch sinners suffer for all eternity, no, they have to leave a snarky fucking message behind about how right they are.
God, we all agree that Paradise must begin with the removal of all Your fucking idiots from the earth, why aren't You doing it?
|Scrimmjob - 2013-07-18 |
So all the Christians will disappear in the blink of an eye? Damn, is there any way we can make this rapture happen sooner?
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