The Fabs aren't gay. It's just kayfabe, they're doing it gay-for-pay.

On a related note, I have a friend whose mom has been working at the WWE Corporate Headquarters in Stamford for nigh on thirty years. She's got a big ol' list of wrestlers, past and present, who are secretly gay. I could give you some names... if you're curious.

Sure give me some names. I'll bet Edge is top of the list.

Yep. Edge was on there. So were some of the other obvious ones, Billy Gunn, XPac, Prince Albert, none of which I can actually prove, but it seems legit. Especially the XPac thing; I dunno if you've ever seen the porn he did with Chyna, but that chick's got a fearsome dong-clit. Hulk Hogan is apparently bi, which got some corroborating evidence a couple years back, in his ex-wife's autobiography. My friend told me that Stone Cold was gay, but I think she was busting my balls - I don't buy it for a second, because who ever heard of a *wife-beating* gay man? She also claimed The Rock wasn't gay, but he so is.

And John Cena. Apparently John Cena is bi. This is just what I've heard, but you know how he likes to wear baggy shorts, instead of traditional wrestling speedos? Yeah, apparently that's to stop his hardons from being noticeable.

Sorry.

Cena isn't bi and I can explain. Cena has always been about being true to himself. He rises above hate and is a star not a bully. The WWE Universe wouldn't turn its back on him if he were gay. He has nothing to fear so he clearly isn't gay.
Pat Patterson has been in Vince's inner circle for years and is gay. It shows that the WWE has nothing against them. They are so progressive that they even hosted the wedding of Billy and Chuck back in 2002.

Also, Cena wore regular tight trunks for years in OVW and for a while on Smackdown before transitioning to his rapper gimmick.

Yeah, you're not gonna want to turn your back on John Cena.

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