mouser  - 2013-07-24
Uh-hu.
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Old_Zircon - 2013-07-24
It's called a seizure.
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memedumpster - 2013-07-24
Children are naturally the stormtroopers of chaos. I can see how delusional mental mashed potatoes who confuse dreams for reality might see them as demons.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-07-24 Demons are to the religious as being taken over by aliens is to Star Trek.
"We, the jury, find that the defendant went on a phaser rampage, killing over a hundred security personnel, stealing over a million bars of latinum, and taking the U.S.S. Defiant on a joyride resulting in the destruction of three other ships and their crews, but he was under the control of an incorporeal alien creature."
"Case dismissed."
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-07-24
If demons were real, I'd call the actors who play Sam and Dean Winchester before calling this douchecanoe.
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Quad9Damage - 2013-07-25 I don't think even Sam and Dean would ride out to take care of a demon spirit that tugs on Grandpa Bigot's leg in the middle of the night.
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Killer Joe - 2013-07-24
"Mom, this devil in me, this ACTUAL devil, required me to break into the liquor cabinet. Again, yes. If I didn't it would have... killed you. Yeah! Mom, devil. Go get a priest I'll be here."
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-07-24
The difference between this guy and any other amateur Christo-conspiracy nutjob is that he has a good radio voice. That's all.
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Quad9Damage - 2013-07-25
So you experienced a bout of sleep paralysis and your first thought was that it was the local covens?
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